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A male who sticks their dick in
He's a top
by fairymis June 24, 2023
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Top MG

It's a slang term that means being under so many layers of irony that you don’t know who you are anymore.

The term is often used to describe someone who has lost touch with reality or their own identity due to excessive irony or sarcasm.
She doesn't even like the show anymore, idk why she's watching it. She's such a Top MG
by Mukesh Gupta August 1, 2023
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Tip top

Vodka, lemonade, black current squash.
Bob: tip top
Bar dog: whats that
Bob: carmarthen special, you should know, they dont do it anywhere elce.
by Step lupid May 27, 2023
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Blanch On Top

🅱️🔛🔝 is where all the crazy stuff happens . It’s so crazy. You zoom in on a bomb fire 300 metres away and record the Garda.sean
Holly shit 🅱️🔛🔝 blanch on top
by Topplestidelers May 21, 2021
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top hat trick

When someone pulls a lie out of nowhere within a few seconds.
Person A: I can't believe what Person C said to me.
Person B: What did he say?
Person A: I told him yesterday about the report, right?
Well, when I told him about them this morning, he said nothing for a few seconds, then said, "I had to go to an important family meeting!", even though he never said anything about it yesterday.
Person B: He's lying.
He's doing a top hat trick.
by ChameleonDragon May 5, 2018
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Pumpkin Top

The mound of pubis fat that completely engulfs one's genitals when they reach morbid obesity and resembles the dorsal region of the orange gourd. As made famous by American comedian Louis C.K.
"Holy Shit! Did you see that fat bastard on the Rascal? He had the biggest pumpkin top I've ever SEEN!... this week." Yes America, drop the Cheetos and jump on a treadmill you fat fucks.
by RaiderRash09 July 1, 2011
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High topped

High topped is when you feel wayyy too overamped on crank. Usually happens when you’re chasing the dragon or taking large hits one after the other. Characterized by darting eyes, frozen mouth, barely moving, lizard like behavior, or rarely even sudden bouts of psychosis. Not to be confused with a meth overdose.
“Bro, what’s wrong?”

HOLD THE PHONE! I’m fucking high topped right now, I need to go for a walk!”
by Asriel___LOVER June 13, 2025
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