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Turkish mashed potatos

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1.The act of boiling a potato, inserting it into a girls ass along with a little butter and salt and then fucking her as hard and fast as you can in the asshole.
1. Step one-Boil one large russet potato, Step 2 insert into asshole with butter and salt. 3. fuck asshole in a vigorous motion for 2 minutes 4. Enjoy you turkish mashed potatos!
by Jbook July 21, 2006
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Enjoy Your Free Potatoes

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Verb. Slang: Vulgar. To perform oral sex on a woman.

Origin: 21st Century United States. Due to the blatantly vulgar nature of the phrase "Eat your fuckin' pussy," it could not be uttered freely and without restriction. Using the same first letters of each word in "Eat your fuckin' pussy," the term "Enjoy your free potatoes," was coined. This way, one can liberally express one's desire to pleasure a woman without fear of reprisal.

Note: Though the term uses the same first letters of the phrase "Eat your fuckin' pussy," it is important to note that during conjugation, one may deviate from that pattern. See examples below.
In a formal environment: 'If you would be so kind as to let me enjoy your free potatoes, ma'am, I would gladly give you a discount on this bag of industrial potting soil.'

In a casual environment: 'I can't believe I enjoyed her free potatoes last night. I need to see a physician immediately.'
by Dr. Drift, PhD February 13, 2008
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by elevator is a beard October 16, 2020
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Boil some potatoes

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The act of defacating in a toilet. With your poo being the potatoes and the toilet being the pot of water.
I can't wait until halftime, I got to boil some potatoes.
by Biff Cool May 30, 2006
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potatoes with mouths

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From The Jon Stewart Show, a description of particularly stupid people.

Not to be confused with "Rocks with mouths."
Those people are so stupid, they are like potatoes with mouths.
by D9 GM September 2, 2010
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potatobitch

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When someone who loves potatoes is being a real bitch about something.
Jesus, you potato loving freak, you're being such a bitch over that money!
by Maitias January 8, 2005
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Potatoe Chipped

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When a couple is having intercourse and the male comes to the climax and sprays his juicy goodness over his partners chest, they let it dry and the male will peel the delicious dried goodness and makes his partner eat it.
-Dude what did you do last night?
--Oh I just hung out with this girl
-Really what did you guys do have sex?
--Well I Potatoe Chipped her now she doesnt wanna see me anymore :/
by PKourChamp December 20, 2010
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