Shit Claw

The hand that you used when you went to a friend or relatives' house, took a huge crap in their toilet, and in fear of clogging it, shoved your hand into the bowl to break down the huge turd into smaller, flushable peices. This hand becomes your "Shit Claw" and, no matter how much you wash it, will smell for hours.

Guy1: Ughh, dude, whats that smell??
Guy2: Oh, thats my shit claw, I just came back from visiting my cousin's mansion.
Guy1: oh, thats understandable, but dude, that shit smells.

by Mr.DLC February 22, 2010

shit spear

A penis covered in shit to put it simply. Can be used for straight and homo speak. Aptly named for anal with consequences, chilli dogin' deliciousness fun times. Aslo is someone is attempting to be clever with horrible poetry one may call them Sir William Shit-speare.

Billy was ramming ass Jimmy furiously! Billy upon shooting his load into the quivering rectum of Jimmy pulled out and shown his taco meat covered shit spear as a trophy. Jimmy quickly took a pic and sent it to his FB account. Then collapsed, his face grazing the bouncing semiflacid shitspear across his lip, effectively giving the Shitler to Jimmy. Ah...true romance William Shit-speare wrote of these things.

by Mr. Nate April 20, 2015

Shit it and Get it

1. Basically meaning to do something very quickly or faster than the current speed. 2. To haul ass somewhere. 3.Can also describe how fast an object was going.

1. John: Daryl, you need to hurry up man or we'll be late!

Daryl: Come on man,I still got some stuff to get.

John: Well you better shit it and get it! We don't have time to lose!

3. " Did you see how fast that runner was? That guy was shitting it and getting it!"

by ItsSandman May 1, 2018

shit sisters

Two people shit into the same toilet bowl

When the toilet was blocked, Kirsty and Alan had no choice but to become Shit Sisters

by batshitcray September 20, 2016

Shit for Shat

a term similar to "tit for tat" usually used in a competitive situation when the first player does badly and the next player has a chance to move ahead but does equally bad or worse than the first player.

We were bowling and Jim had two gutter balls, I was going to make him pay but I got 1 pin and a gutter ball, Shit for shat.

by mophisto July 22, 2011

Godfather Shits

A saga of bowel movements in which the first two in the series are epic and the third is underwhelming at best.

Guy 1: "Bro, I housed 2 Chipotle burritos before we went to the party and then I played 17 consecutive games of pong....then we got pizza after too! Needless to say, I had Godfather Shits today!"

Guy 2: "At least the last one didn't kill you"

by Phillip Ronald October 15, 2014

Jersey Shit

When you gotta take a shit so hard the clothes start coming off.

"Hey man, is Joey ok in there?"

"Nah Christapha he's been takin a Jersey Shit the past few hours".

by XL43 November 23, 2020