crack wax

The foul-smelling oily stuff in the "crack" leading up from your anus and between your buttocks.

"What's this smell on my finger?! OMG! It's crack wax."

by uh...clem July 27, 2017

crack

Skate 2

Ted: Lets go play some skate 2.
Eric: Fucking crackheads.

by ashton keown 69s guys November 13, 2009

Crack attack

A slow & chill but meaningful rapper

Persone 1: what type of music do you listen to?

Persone 2: r&b & crack attack

by Not today June 10, 2018

crack cylinder

A cigarette, or when nicotine withdrawal is so strong you come up with 1000 slang terms for cigarettes.

Joey, tired from a long day at work, with no smoke breaks went to the packie to get a pack of crack cylinders.

by professor grizzlebees July 1, 2023

Crack whore pores

Blemishes found on the face of someone who smokes crack

That girl has crack whore pores all over her

by Fantizzle March 17, 2021

Crack on

When you can see someone’s ass crack poking out of their pants you shout “crack on”.

Look at jerry’s ass, “crack on”!

by Yeetasourasrex July 2, 2019

Cracking the Lid of the Ark

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.

While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!

by Showstick September 26, 2018