ice cream

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One of my childhood friends told me that the earliest nightmare he could remember was that a giant spider crawled out from under his bed, shouted “Dinner time!” at him, and sprayed an endless jet of ice cream out of its rear into his mouth. He was probably telling pork pies, but I was so jealous anyway…

by Hogtrude Parker May 23, 2021

iuwanna Roll Da Ice

It is the action to roll dank weed.

Daamn that weed smell good bro.

iuwanna roll da ice?

by Ricanocreator April 25, 2020

Ice Fish

The act of using a popsicle, icicle, or just ice as a dildo and then licking or eating it

"I got my girlfriend to make me a ice fish the other day, it tasted amazing!"

by TheFestivemedic November 14, 2016

Ice Pirate

When a drug(primary Methamphetamine) addiction completely consumes your life; altering your physical appearance and behavior to replicate that of a "classic pirate." Usually involves, Dark under eyes(from lack of sleep), dirty clothes, dirty body, and rotten teeth(from lack of personal care). Can be a wanderer, just "sailing" from place to place. Usually seeking/stealing/begging for anything they can get their hands on of any value; for future trade of drugs. Always "carpet surfing" for a free sparkly shard by spending all day, everyday trying to find that treasure.

I use to hang out with Mitch but, after he became a complete Ice Pirate he and I just don't jive well together anymore.

by Sganz41 December 22, 2022

ice cream maker

An enema to cause soft serve shat when constipated.

I had to use the ole ice cream maker after eating that tomahawk steak last night!

by 42goingon12 October 15, 2023

Iced E

A rapper from Gorham, Maine. Mr.GHS 2016, he's on the shorter side. Snap at him like alligators, he doesn't do this in his basement. He wears black joggers and a white T, usually has a new bitch and a new whip every 2-4 weeks.

Iced E: I'm Iced E, if you don't like me, wanna act nicely.

Man 1: He has ice in his veins, just wait and you'll see.

by Trizzy, Jay June 28, 2016

on ice

Your chillin layin low

I’ve been on ice fr bro just tryna stack my breed up

by Thebrownskinwithcurlyhair September 19, 2021