ed hardy 

An incredibly stupid and overpriced (think Hot Topic but even more stupid and over-priced than that) clothing brand worn by hipsters and "starving artists" in Hollywood. The brand is known for it's idiotic and faux hard core "tattoo-print" t-shirts and fucking trucker hats. Ashley Tisdale is a fan, so that should give you some clues as to how credible it is.

Soon-to-be-hipster: I know! Instead of spending my money on some good quality clothes, how about I throw down two hundred dollars for that tacky sweater over at Ed Hardy's?

ed hardy by thisismealex January 19, 2008

hardy 

Normally a stoner of some sort, often not in class for some reason or another.

Yeah, i bet that hardy over there is smokin on that dank shit.

hardy by Billy Joe February 26, 2005

Hairy Fish 

A hairy penis

He has a very long hairy fish.

Hairy Fish by Hairy.Fish November 3, 2010

Hairy 

The term used to define the total mass of hairs on a body. Martyn Balfour is a good example of this phenonemon when all hair is overgrown and past the stage of "razor bladable" to cut. May result in loss of skin and extreeme head lice

Marytn Balfour is hairy

Hairy by Billy No Legs April 9, 2003

hairy vaginas 

this is when ladies are finished going through ppuberty and they have a bti to much hair down there and beleive me it turns guys on if you have more hair you will have more guys !!

when you see hairy vaginas you will look down to see a hole forest of bushes and a fuzzy caterpillar

hairy vaginas by big bushy September 24, 2006

Hairy Axe Wound 

unkept ladies front bottom area.

"janets hairy axe wound was desperate for a trim"

Hairy Axe Wound by marco November 16, 2003

Hairy Asshole 

A hairy ashhole is a chocolate starfish (the starfish being the anus, the chocolate being the shit) that has hair casually poking out from the surrounding premises. A hairy asshole is downright gross. Please visit you nearest bikini waxer. Hairy assholes are bad. Pretty much everyone has a hairy asshole, unless of course you are too anal (ha!) and you sit on the floor with a hand mirror and pluck them with the tweezers that your mother uses for her nose hairs. Girls also have hairy assholes, but they dont want to admit it. The hair may be fine or curly, thick or thin, blonde or brown, black or red. The hair may be long, short, or stubby.

Matt Justice is a hairy asshole. Matt Justice also has a hairy asshole because he IS a hairy asshole.

Hairy Asshole by Lindsay and Maggie are Hotties April 19, 2005