Happy tall day

September 3rd is happy tall day. All my shawtys give your very tall tree friend 10$ yeah that’s right give us that nature green paper.

“Rylee! It’s happy tall day! Here’s 10 dollars!” “Thanks Lilly thanks for the 10$!”

by D0lless September 2, 2021

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happiness

Happiness is.... i dont know, i never experienced it :) i've always been alone or left behind :) but i smile through it, even tho im dying inside... no one notices :D

random person #1: have you experienced happiness?

me: nope.

random person #1: why?

me: because its a big bullsh!t lie :')

random person #1: i- uh-

me: bye *disappears into thin air*

by SensiMay February 19, 2021

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road of happiness

The strip of hair that connects your belly button to the package of happiness...

Wow David, your road of happiness is so narrow!

by GebNa April 1, 2017

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Happy

a good feeling that you get when something good happens, you often smile when you're happy.

Mum gave the little boy a present, he was very happy.

by giu mie April 4, 2019

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The girl wanted the guy that kept bringing her flowers dead, but she didn't want to catch a murder charge herself, so she tried to give another guy a blowjob, hoping that he would be a doll and do something sweet for her (like pull out a gun and shoot this cocksucking flower bearing fairy with no balls), but her sinister plan backfired when it turned out the second guy actually liked the guy bringing her the flowers. This made her puke all over the carpet and call her friends for a girl's night out, where she met a real man, a bad guy that had access to automatic weapons and wouldn't hesitate to pull up in front of where both these other faggots were at and turn both of the first two guys into Swiss cheese. A happy ending can be different for different people.

It was a happy ending for the girl, she got with the bad guy, the bad guy got with her, and the first two lambs got deader than a doornail, so her sinister plan went from backfiring to back in business.

by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021

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