Went to the hairy bank last night.Made the deposit,finished with my withdrawal,then I lost interest.
by McFred January 26, 2011
Get the Hairy Bank mug.The view a woman has of a man eating her out. This phrase references the "Home Improvement" character, Wilson Wilson, who is only seen with his eyes peeking over the top of a fence (the "fence" in this case is the pubic hair).
Girl 1: Yeah, Craig went down on me last night...we're talking total hairy wilson here.
Girl 2: Nice!
Girl 2: Nice!
by Cred Thompson August 2, 2008
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(noun) The mischievous sexual act of a male ejaculating on to a woman's face while it is covered with her own hair, thus creating the image of a hairy ghost. A move best utilized when the woman does not want or expect it.
My boyfriend just gave me a hairy casper...thats the fifth time I'll have to shower today.
My boyfriend thought the salon gave me a cheap dye job so he gave me a hairy casper.
I ran out of hair gel, so i got my boyfriend to give me a hairy casper.
She escaped from my alligator fuckhouse, so i had to punish her with the hairy casper.
My girl tried to scream, but since i had just given her the hairy casper, all i heard were the bubbles.
My boyfriend thought the salon gave me a cheap dye job so he gave me a hairy casper.
I ran out of hair gel, so i got my boyfriend to give me a hairy casper.
She escaped from my alligator fuckhouse, so i had to punish her with the hairy casper.
My girl tried to scream, but since i had just given her the hairy casper, all i heard were the bubbles.
by bswizzle October 22, 2008
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Get the Hairy Mole mug.Christophers comment about the 'bob' widenning a narrow face, in his persuit of brownie-points and possibly even some t-bagging later, had taken him to the precipice of his hairdressorial understanding!
by jiminski pallenov February 13, 2009
Get the hairdressorial mug.A Hairy Bean Man - HBM for short - is a term used to describe a certain type of laid back, crunchy, shaggy hippie guy. They are generally short - under 6" tall - skinny, guys with dark brown hair and dark brown eyes who abide like the Dude and toke up like Tommy Chong.
Hair⋅y (Pronunciation hair-ee, adjective) is derived from the usual bearded, shaggy and/or Mountain Man-esque appearance of the HBM.
Bean (Pronunciation been, noun) comes from the traditional diet of the HBM, which is usually vegetarian or at least as crunchy as they are. As hippies, many HBMs are also vegetarians, and must get their protein from sources other than meat, i.e. beans.
Man (noun) : obvious reasons.
OTHER HBM BEHAVIORS INCLUDE:
-being eco friendly (or at least appearing to be)
-being a registered democrat (or in some extreme cases, supporting Ralph Nader)
- smelling like patchouli oil
- smoking copious amounts of marijuana
- being an environmental science and/or philosophy major
- attending colleges in Vermont or Colorado
- listening to jambands/attending music festivals
- wearing patchwork clothing/Birkenstocks
- hating the man/organized religion
- referring to jamband members by their first name ("oh my god dude, did you see Trey's set last night?")
- driving a jetta
Hairy Bean Men HBM LOOK LIKE:
- Ray LaMontagne
- Billy Crudup (ala almost famous)
- Devendra Banhart
- Jesus
Hair⋅y (Pronunciation hair-ee, adjective) is derived from the usual bearded, shaggy and/or Mountain Man-esque appearance of the HBM.
Bean (Pronunciation been, noun) comes from the traditional diet of the HBM, which is usually vegetarian or at least as crunchy as they are. As hippies, many HBMs are also vegetarians, and must get their protein from sources other than meat, i.e. beans.
Man (noun) : obvious reasons.
OTHER HBM BEHAVIORS INCLUDE:
-being eco friendly (or at least appearing to be)
-being a registered democrat (or in some extreme cases, supporting Ralph Nader)
- smelling like patchouli oil
- smoking copious amounts of marijuana
- being an environmental science and/or philosophy major
- attending colleges in Vermont or Colorado
- listening to jambands/attending music festivals
- wearing patchwork clothing/Birkenstocks
- hating the man/organized religion
- referring to jamband members by their first name ("oh my god dude, did you see Trey's set last night?")
- driving a jetta
Hairy Bean Men HBM LOOK LIKE:
- Ray LaMontagne
- Billy Crudup (ala almost famous)
- Devendra Banhart
- Jesus
"I met a really cool Hairy Bean Man HBM on Shakedown at the UC-Boulder Phish show this weekend! His HBM friends were all kinda spun out and needed to shave/take a bath, but he was still mad cool and smoked us all up."
by magnesiumonthree November 9, 2009
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