Kill Me In The Face

phrase used to express the feeling when you are completely and utterly fed up with a situation

I had to sit in traffic for two fucking hours last night, Kill Me In The FACE.

or....

Nana Sue and her colastamy bag are coming to visit this weekend; honestly, Kill Me In The Face.

by list-easy October 9, 2008

shovel face

An extremely ugly girl who's facial features closely resemble that of a Shovel. Generally anyone who hooks up with a Shovel Face is shunned by society and, in effect, becomes a Shovel face themselves.

Every weekend Dan trys his best to hook up with "Shovel face"

by Jimbob3 November 14, 2006

college face

when you drink too much the night before and your face looks bloated the next day

"Between the keg of beer and the miso soup i officially have the worst case of college face ever."

by Stacey303 April 27, 2007

Piss Face

Someone who you dont actually hate or diss-like, but cant be bothered being nice to.
Someone who annoys you but you are still their friend.

Abby: lets go to sarah's party!

Mel: No shes a piss face.

Abby: shes your best friend!!

Mel: i know, i just cant be bothered going.

by Molly-Rose January 13, 2008

Big Dick Face

A gentleman with facial features that indicate he probably has a large penis.

Normally I wouldn't date someone like that but I'm a size queen and he has big dick face so I took a chance and it paid off. I'm still sore.

by Jay79 June 20, 2010

Gas Face

1. A face made during the uncomfortable discovery that you have gas or the face one makes during or after the release of said gas by someone else.

2. The look you give someone when they are saying or doing something you think is dumb as hell.

Dude 1: Shit! I dropped my gum on the ground right next to that pile of dog shit and vomit. *Bends down to pick it up*

Dude 2: What the hell are you doing?!?!?

Dude 1: It's my last piece! It didn't pass the three second rule...I'm chewin' it!!"

Dude 2: *gives Dude 1 the 'gas face'*

by Dee Lewis August 2, 2006

suck face

making out, kissing excessively and heavily

I had to look at the clock, I had no idea what time it was because we were sucking face for so long.

by Posie August 10, 2004