dragon whip

When you smack a girl in the face with your dick while simultaneously setting of a can of hair spray on a zippo lighter into the air while making dragon noises and then flapping your arms in a rapid flying motion. If you catch the girl's hair on fire you smack the fire out with your dick or put it out with your cum.

Bro "how was your date last night?"

Me "It was okay until he tried to dragon whip me and caught my eyelashes on fire"

by Hanbro00 September 4, 2016

dragon spank

The mastubatory act of pouring a flaming sambuca on one’s penis at the moment of ejaculation.

Crikey Dave that was a fiery one. Yes John, I like to call it a Dragon Spank.

by The Enablers June 15, 2024

Iron dragon

The act of a penis being inserted through a nostril and flowing through to the mouth

“Holy shit Rebecca his dick was so big he could do an iron dragon”

by Dingbat445 September 9, 2019

Quadruple Dragon

The moment when a pregnant woman vomits, urinates, defecates, and has her water break simultaneously.

Did you know that Jade had a quadruple dragon in the delivery room?

by Angry_salmon43 January 4, 2025

dragon

Matthew Charles Cunningham

Cunningham is somewhat fat, that is why we call him Dragon

by Spurm November 3, 2010

Bearded Dragon

When you are uncircumcised and you pull out all the way and she queefs, blowing up your foreskin. Leaving your uncircumcised member looking like a bearded dragon.

“My wife queefed so hard last night she gave me a bearded dragon, and then I gave it right back to her!”

by Pat Makrotch April 22, 2022

Dragon 18

Some dumbass that doesn't shut up and likes dragon cocks.

Bro that dude is such a dragon 18

by VortexVoltage January 21, 2025