David

Cock sucking, ball licking, underdeveloped dwarf fucking, austistically verbally challenged retardant fuck

He plays waterpolo, he’s such a David

by Mike Hawkhurts November 24, 2023

David

A horrible person who wants to boof me and others and loves to listen to roleplay sex online. He's into selfcest, rape and more.

David's a bitch and a meaning

David loves men

by Goldie323 March 5, 2025

David Ruiz

A guy with a plump ass and gives amazing head

"I heard Oliver got a blow job from David Ruiz"
"OH my is he lucky"

by MeekPill2207 November 30, 2021

David

He only likes girls who start with S and end with elma. He is cute and hot. And he’s Selma’s so back off

-hey David ur hot
-idc Selma is my bby

by davidsgfbackoff December 31, 2021

David Kampf

The greatest hockey player of all time. He is amazing defensively and loved by all. His chemistry with Ondrej Kase is unmatched and he will lead the Leafs to the 2022 Stanley Cup

Wow, David Kampf is amazing defensively!

by Entersandman38 November 22, 2021

Hayley and David

Two people that are madly in love with one another but just do not see it. Everyone else knows that they are meant for each other but they are both too pussy to ask the other person out.

Person 1: They are being like Hayley and David
Person 2: I know right like how are you so blind
Person 1: Yes they totally like each other

by motherofgod29 April 9, 2022

David Cook

When a person is a simp, is short, has a small balls and no penis.

Wow that person is such a David Cook

by Asterox October 9, 2021