Cum shack that

the absolute best pick-up line you can use when you see a TOTALLY THICC KWEEN WITH A BIG BOOTAY (male or female)

Barbara: "HEY RON, CUM SHACK THAT ON ME WILLY"

Ron: "well barbara, you honestly are the uglyest woman i have ever seen a i know about your pucci cooties , but you have such a way with words. Yes, yes i will shack that for you hunni ass"

by UrMomsSugarDadd May 19, 2018

Cum catcher

Late 80's, early 90s female hair style featuring 'bangs', raised and curled forward to retain semen otherwise lost following blowjob ejaculation that goes too far.

" let's work that cum catcher listed on sweetie"

by Lquid May 26, 2018

Cum Taxi

A temporary orifice used to carry sperm from one location to another.

1.) I told the douche bag running his mouth in the bar to shut up, or I was going to punch him in his Cum Taxi.

2.) After sex she had to wash her Cum Taxi to return to work.

by Catchup64 August 16, 2022

Cum blister

Having your cock sucked for a length of time that results with an internal penis blister.

Jenny sucked my cock well into the night and I woke with a nasty cum blister.

by Cone stoker August 20, 2022

Cum Knoggin

The tip of the penis, that is so round, that makes it look like a huge cyst, that grows as big as a knoggin. when popped yk what comes out…….

sam -“hey bro that’s quite a cum knoggin you got there!”

michael-“wanna pop it sam?”

by Michael Drotlegg August 24, 2022

Cum guzzler

A person who's mission in life is to swallow as much cum as possible.

This faggots a real cum guzzler he swallowed 36 loads last night

by Cumdepsority September 2, 2022

cum-vaping

The act of soaking a small piece of paper in ejaculate, letting it dry and then smoking it like a cigarette.

I wanted to quit smoking. After I tried cum-vaping I'm pretty sure that I'll never smoke again.

by BurgerDeLaPurger April 27, 2022