Chris Hoakins

A mythical creature known to frequent disbanded PlayStation party chats and overgrown lawns. He spends most of his days trimming hedges or ranking up on battlefield 6. Many believe he is here to protect and serve the people of Pittsburgh while many others disagree. One thing is for certain, Two things are for sure, People are asking if Chris is back… Yeah… I think Chris is back.

Person 1: Yo, did you guys see Chris Hoakins just got online?
Person 2: No, but I bet he’s using a big LMG to overcompensate for his tiny socks on his feet.

(ChrisHoakins has joined the party)
Chris: People are asking if Chris is back. Yeah… I think Chris is back.

by RDESlick November 5, 2025

Chris Lahn

Chris Lahn is that guy who sits in the corner in tech class who just annoys everyone
1.Has all classes with me
2.lives in a swamp with donkey and shrek
3. Has a IQ lower than Aidan
Has crappy business ideas
4. Very judge mental

5.Hard core porn addict
6. has 22 siblins
7.likes to mow the lawn
8. lives in Iraq during the summer
9.watches the Simpsons in his free time
10. Absolute chop
11.needs help when he jumps out of planes
12. has a fear of tiny holes
Finally Chris is often referred to as the special one if you know what i mean !0

definition of Chris Lahn is a chop

by Chris Lahn June 13, 2018

Chris Grayling

failing fail

How's that new gym routine going? Have you got the hang of it now... "Ahhh mate, massively Chris Grayling on that front bruv."

by IAmMeeeee October 8, 2018

chris abou faissal

Chris abou faissal is known to be annoying but will always have the time to listen to your problems with his big ears. Whenever his smile appears, your’s quickly disappears.
When you need him the most, he always disappoints. He MIGHT look cute from the outside, but under his juicy lips, a gap between his teeth

Chris Abou Faissal is so annoying

by anonymousman1123345 July 28, 2024

Chris

He's a person who holds many gifts. For some people he's the love of their lives and for others he's an extraordinary friend. Well in my case. He can make us feel cherished, feel beautiful, feel loved; he can make us laugh, he can make us upset or even mad sometimes but you won't able to stay mad at Chris forever. You will share all kinds of moments, happy or sad but just remember its ok to not be ok sometimes, and Chris will respect that. He'll enjoy being around you and will try his best to do so as much as he can. Chris will make every moment memorable. He can be protective at times but do not think this is a bad thing, hes simply doing it to defend you and wouldn't mind getting hurt for a friend or partner although we shouldn't encourage this. He will always put you before himself.

Christopher’s are Love Able People

by LoveThisPeople March 13, 2022

chris airiesh

He's the type of guy who you wanna be with. He's fun, handsome, family oriented, loving, gentleman and know's how to respect. Also an amazing singer, and dancer at the same time. A positive minded person, with a lots of vision of success.

He's Chris Airiesh, he's my type of guy.

by your luna, baby. July 18, 2022

Chris

This is the man every woman desires inside and out. He possesses all of the amazing qualities we fantasize about when we envision the “Perfect Guy”. This well mannered gentleman has a loving selfless heart and treats everyone with respect. He has a soft spot for animals and would go to great lengths to save every last one of them if he could. If you have a sense of humor, there will never be a dull moment because his middle name is Sarcasm. He has the strength and courage of a Silverback Gorilla, and will protect what is his at all costs. This is the man that you want and need in your corner but hands off ladies, he is already spoken for😉

When I grow up I am going to get me a Chris to grow old and happy with.

by Kalinetarget1976 March 22, 2023