Unicorn In C Major.

A song by a comedy music duo named Stuckey and Murray in which they express their feelings about wanting to fornicate a Unicorn. It has about 162,00 views on Youtube, and it's one of those things you can watch more than once and still laugh like hell.

**A guy sits at a computer on Youtube while his friend pays little attention. **

((From the Speakers)): I'M FUCKING A UNICOOOOOOOOORN!!!!!!

Guy #1: What the hell are you watching...?

Guy #2: Unicorn in C Major.

by FritzTheCat420 August 25, 2012

i.w.s.y.d.t.w.y.a.t.c.i.w.y.t.p.i.i.m

I wanna suck your dick then when you're about to cum I want you to put it in me

i.w.s.y.d.t.w.y.a.t.c.i.w.y.t.p.i.i.m

by justforfunnnn November 17, 2021

h.n.i.c.

You dumb-asses! h.n.i.c., or head nigga in charge, was made popular by morgan freeman (aka god himself) when he played Joe Clark in "Lean on Me".

Joe Clark: You've tried it your way for years, and your students can't even pass the State's Minimum Basic Skills Test. That means they can barely read! Now, they've given me one year to turn this place around--to get those test scores up--so that the State will not take us over to perform the task which you have failed to accomplish: the task of educating our children! So forget about the way it used to be. This is not a damn democracy! We are in a state of emergency and my word is law! There's only one boss around here, and that's me. The H.N.I.C.
exits
Mr. O'Malley: H.N.I.C?
Ms. Levias: Head nigger in charge.

by tours_scribe June 1, 2011

free pimp c

what rappers shout when they want their nigga pimp c from ugk to be released from the pen

You don't know bout free Pimp C

by D-mack g4 April 26, 2006

Jailhouse C-Section

Slang term used by jailhouse inmates to describe a medical procedure to give one's anus stitches as a result of the anal raping given by an African-American inmate, due to the size of the average African-American penis.

All credits go to NovaWar, a Starcraft 2 commentator from Life's a Glitch TV, who came up with the phrase as a joke about related topics in a game that he was commentating, titled, "So Close That Kermit Arrived -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV"
The video can be found on YouTube.

Thanks to Big Bubba giving me the raping of my life, I must now go to the infirmary to receive my Jailhouse C-Section.

by casnasty November 3, 2012

andy c

Small penis ask kids for his sex drives big white van and regularly gives out lollipops ;)

I got shagged by Andy c

by Dat Guy Andy C January 27, 2017

Double c

A reference to the clothing brand Coco Chanel.

Double C's on the fit, that's that drip drip- Chinese Kitty

by DirectorJL August 4, 2020