When a male sees something sexually stimulating, but isn't able to achieve an erection due to a previous orgasm
Guy: "Darling, you're so sexy. But I'm only able to get a ghost boner right now."
Girl: "Those gosh darn ghost boners!"
Girl: "Those gosh darn ghost boners!"
by KillAllTheEmos April 3, 2017
Get the Ghost Boner mug.When you are vulnerable to needing sex once teased by a second party, and not yourself. You simply cannot fight it.
Jonny- "Yo, let's hit the strip club!"
Michael- "Na, man, I can't. Ive been feeling too bonerable lately."
Michael- "Na, man, I can't. Ive been feeling too bonerable lately."
by gasti phunk April 16, 2017
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Get the snuffleupagus boner mug.Crusty old lips that are harder than a rock. Tend to be difficult to kiss and mostly found on horny little boys
by Bitchybootyqueen April 23, 2017
Get the boner lips mug.An erection or sense of arousal caused by the sight, smell, or taste of bacon. Also, an erection or sense of arousal caused by the sound of bacon sizzling, often leading to confusion over the term pansexual.
"It's just a bacon boner, everyone gets them."
"Dale was cooking breakfast, and when I heard the pan sizzle, I got a bacon boner."
"Dale was cooking breakfast, and when I heard the pan sizzle, I got a bacon boner."
by JADrI April 26, 2017
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Ron: Hey Bob,
Bob: I got dared yesterday to give myself a boner stick.
Ron: That sucks, do it again.
Ron: Hey Bob,
Bob: I got dared yesterday to give myself a boner stick.
Ron: That sucks, do it again.
by whoahwhoah27 October 1, 2017
Get the boner stick mug.Yo Allie is so hot
yeah and she smokes hella weed
aaah shit looks like I'm about to start getting it in with her
dude you're such a stoner boner
yeah and she smokes hella weed
aaah shit looks like I'm about to start getting it in with her
dude you're such a stoner boner
by ShadowFiend45 October 26, 2017
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