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Filter fucked

1. When one is so wasted that their filter (liver and kidneys) are in fact fucked. Persistent states of filter fucked can result in Keith Richards like bodily function or the lack thereof bearing the need for dialysis.

2. When you have embibed so much alcohol that you light the wrong end of your cigarette.

3. When the filter between your brain and your mouth fails to function.
1. I got so filter fucked last night I woke up yellow and my pee stunk like burnt coffee.

2. Filter fuck ME! Gimme another cigarette...

3. Sorry babe, didn't mean to say that Taylor Swift would be worth going to jail for, my filter's fucked.
by Mattyboyee June 29, 2008
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Nipple fucking

When someone insert something into a nipple.

Mostly seen on absurd porn (mainly hentai).

You can learn more here nipplefucking.com.
He came into the tits of that girl after nipple fucking it by it's small hole.
by MaverickMorty September 7, 2018
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Fuck Olly

Fuck Olly is a meme that gained popularity during the height of Game of Thrones. Olly is a character from Game of Thrones, but not in the books it's based on. He's specifically written to do one terrible action, which is more complex that the show wanted to go into. Everyone who read the books knew what he was going to do, because it was foreshadowed way too heavily. Bad character all around, who does something bad.

SPOILER ALERT:

He Killed Jon Snow.
New GoT fan: Wow look at this kid he looks like he can be a Lord Commander someday.
Chad GoT fan: Fuck Olly
by Kaz1245 June 8, 2021
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Fuck Dickery

The ultimate in an undesirable situation. Usually spoken by someone who has been completely and utterly screwed over.
What kind of fuck dickery is this?
by KZ1000 April 7, 2010
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fine fuck

The word means that no one cares of the thing that your doing
David:Hey bro! Watch I am gonna say Gucci gang 1000 times!
Fred:Who gives a fine fuck?
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Gas Fucked

A play on the expression "ass fucked". When the price of gas rises so high it is likened to anal sex and the pain often associated therein.
Guy 1: Damn it man, it cost 50 bucks to fill up my car

Guy 2: You totally got gas fucked
by jdbombassmofo December 2, 2011
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Holy the fuck

I was at the store when suddenly a chicken that a woman bought was still alive.

I was like HOLY THE FUCK
by RepetitiveSome September 6, 2010
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