tight-assed

be tight-arsed or tight-assed(British & Australian, very informal, American, very informal)

to be worried about small details that are not important.

Cambridge International Dictionary of Idioms © Cambridge University Press 1998

Don't ask Jack to get involved, he's so tight-assed and really irritating.

by dulcederonda January 30, 2008

ass monster

when your pants are eaten by your ass and you can see your crack

"man that guys got a major ass monster."

by frosty8 June 24, 2008

Gangly-Ass

1. Defective or particularly old object, usually obviously and very shoddily repaired.

2. Misshapen, cellulose-ridden, low-dangling posterior.

1. Check out his gangly-ass hubcap- he tacked a fuckin' pie tin on his wheel!

2. Patricia, the least desirable hooker, had developed a Gangly-Ass after years of compulsive onion-ring consumption.

by Greg Obama January 5, 2009

ass plumber

One who, like a plumber, uses suction from their moth to suck shit out of assholes

Steven is an ass plumber.

by I love daniel April 4, 2003

ass confetti

When diarrhea comes out in multi-colored flecks.

"I forgot to take my lactaid before I had that smoothie and ended up with ass confetti."

by Potamus July 28, 2006

Ass Bomb

The latest, greatest craze among Jihadist suicide bombers. Developed by Al Queda, it involves packing your rectal cavity with a pound of plastic explosive + detonator.

That middle eastern guy is walking very slow and looks uncomfortable. He might be packing an ass bomb.

by JohnnyBunch October 2, 2009

ass fault

a violation of etiquette that occurs when the posterior of the person seated next to you (typically on an airplane flight) crosses over into your assigned seat, impinging upon your territory, privacy, and comfort.

"The obese man got the last seat on the plane next to me, and he committed an ass fault when his butt spilled over into my seat."

by FactCheckGirl April 7, 2010