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running

cardio activity that, despite its huge popularity and cult status, is actually not that great for your joints, gradually destroying your knees, in particular, at an accelerated pace.

searching this quickly online will tell you that you can avoid knee pain after running by "icing your knees" and "taking anti-inflammatory medication as needed", but this alone should tell you running is not actually healthy for you in the first place, for real! why not pick to have good knees when you are in your 80s?

if you do insist in picking this activity, over kinder ones, like swimming, biking, or power walking, for example, as a challenge, to prove yourself or just because you wanna purely impress when prancing around in aesthetic athletic gear or mentioning your average pace, do be mindful to: select adequate shoes, take some supplements to help your joins, like glucosamine, avoid running downhill, always just uphill, build good form, to reduce impact and wobbling on stepping, skip running on asphalt and pick running tracks, thread mills or dirt paths that are even, and do a lot of leg exercises, to build up your surrounding muscles, so that they take pressure off the knees.
anyone asking: Forcett, wanna go running?
Doug: no.
by wokeup2this July 9, 2022
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running dragon

The male pulls his dick out and while his wife or girlfriend sleep he moves his pelvis back as far as he can and then penetrates either the butt hole or vagina
WhIle my girlfriend sleeps I gave her a running dragon...she woke up screaming
by Im on Instagram June 23, 2016
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Free running

When someone participates in a race, but they make no donation to the cause it's representing.
Person 1: Did you hear about the guy who was free running in that cancer research race?

Person 2: Yeah. It's terrible when people don't give back to a cause.
by MinxFan2016 August 1, 2018
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Hot Tamale and Run

When you put a ton of hot sauce in a big bag, put your baby in it, and run away
by Rantheman3333 March 21, 2019
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Suicide Run

A fishing trip where you leave at night and return at night. Usually done because of lake of time or money. Powered by dedication and energy drinks.
Did you hear bob did a 3 day suicide run from New York to Florida to catch Peacock Bass?
by Deftiks May 27, 2023
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I've got miles to run

A soft way of saying that you are busy and have loads of more important things to do
X:Hey want to come over and decorate the Christmas tree?
Y: Sorry no time for that, I've got miles to run

X: Hey let me call you back later, just got home ....
Y: Don't stress, I know you've got miles to run
by nadestt December 19, 2019
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Running penis

The Running Penis is a creature that Rose From the Penis of a Boy That Fell of and he Turned into a girl. Now the running penis runs around schools and takes the penises of boys and turnes them into girls and turns the girls pregnant. With every penis it consumes it becomes bigger and stronger.

Be aware of the running penis.
Samuel: „Simon the running penis stole your genitals!“
Simon: „My name is Simone now!“
by Lil period simon March 12, 2025
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