Cran-o-log

Also known as cranberry log, is the cranberry sauce bought in a tin and served in the log shape it comes out in, preferably still bearing the indentations of the tin. It is part of a traditional holiday turkey meal, both at Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Boyfriend: Your mom forgot to mash up the cranberry sauce from the tin...
Girlfriend: No, that's the traditional cran-o-log.

by historically_defined December 16, 2009

man o lantern

when you are in the closet masturbating and you shove the flash light up your ass there for you have the newly designed man o lantern

oh damn that man o lantern is bright as fuck

by slimdick September 11, 2016

sweet j o

Sweet jerk off.

When a man masturbates and claims it was really "good".

I'm going to go have a sweet j o!

by kipsix October 28, 2010

Beast-O-nate

To do somthing in a faster manner than what is required.

I beastonated through that test.
I just beastoned that civic in my vette.

by Beast Kib May 13, 2005

Lydia O Connor

A big smelly whore who goes out to a new boy everyday she’s a twig cause all the drugs she does the crackhead and was left at home cause her parents don’t love her

Lydia are you coming out

Her- No I already went out to u cause I’m a whore
Lydia O Connor is a whore but funny
Lol

by LydiaOConnorHatePage January 2, 2022

Filet O’ Cock

Is a noun for a fish sandwich, but instead of adding fish you simply replace it with your cock.
Ingredients: Two pieces of bread, tartar sauce, cheese, and your cock.

“Hey Babe, you want a Filet O’ Cock tonight?”
“I could really go for a Filet O’ Cock Later”

by BoyBoyBaggins February 26, 2021

o-ring damage

when the anal sphincter muscles or labia has lost elasticity due to over usage and abuse.

dear government thanks for the o-ring damage.

by fix america first January 17, 2014