“i’m mad at you because i broke up with you and you slept with someone”
“you’re being a selfish cunt”
“you’re being a selfish cunt”
by robious middle school February 15, 2025
Get the selfish cunt mug.• Selfer (noun) – A person who believes they are a professional in design, renovation, or construction, but in reality, they create complete disasters. A selfer prefers to DIY everything, ignores professionals and turns any project into a chaotic mess. Selfers think they're visionaries but they actually produce looks like something out of a horror movie.
Instead of hiring a pro, they rearrange old things, patch up broken items and call it an "upgrade".
In design: If you're ever seen a bathroom with a toilet next to the fridge, a house covered in 17 different wallpapers or chandelier hanging in the middle of a kitchen island, you've seen a selfer's work.
In life: It applies to anyone who stubbornly does things alone, refuses expert advice and ends up making things
worse.
• Selfering (verb) – The act of ignoring professionals and doing everything yourself, regardless of the consequences. Selfering is often motivated by overconfidence, stubbornness and the belief that "It can't be that hard".
The result? A disaster waiting to happen.
• Selferism (noun) – The dangerous belief that you can do everything yourself better than professionals, even when reality proves otherwise. This philosophy leads to poorly built houses, ugly interiors, broken furniture and regret.
Instead of hiring a pro, they rearrange old things, patch up broken items and call it an "upgrade".
In design: If you're ever seen a bathroom with a toilet next to the fridge, a house covered in 17 different wallpapers or chandelier hanging in the middle of a kitchen island, you've seen a selfer's work.
In life: It applies to anyone who stubbornly does things alone, refuses expert advice and ends up making things
worse.
• Selfering (verb) – The act of ignoring professionals and doing everything yourself, regardless of the consequences. Selfering is often motivated by overconfidence, stubbornness and the belief that "It can't be that hard".
The result? A disaster waiting to happen.
• Selferism (noun) – The dangerous belief that you can do everything yourself better than professionals, even when reality proves otherwise. This philosophy leads to poorly built houses, ugly interiors, broken furniture and regret.
1. "Dude, I just saw a house with neon-green walls and zebra-print floors. Must've been a selfer's work."
2. "Jake thought he could renovate his own kitchen. Now the oven is in the hallway. Classic selfer move."
3. "Selfer detected! Hope it's not you!"
4. "If you paint your bathtub gold because it "looks expensive" – congratulations, you're a selfer."
5. "Mike refused to hire a photographer for his wedding. Instead, he used his iPad. What a selfer."
6. "John has been selfering for weeks. Now his ceiling is caving in."
7. "She tried selfering her wedding dress. It looks like a Halloween costume now".
8. "Selfering is dangerous. Just hire a pro, man".
9. "Selfering is when you cut your own hair and end up looking like a potato."
10. "He was selfering his taxes and now he owes double the amount."
11. "His selferism is ruining our apartment. He won't let me call a real electrician!"
12. "Once you go down the selferism path, there's no coming back."
13. "Selferism made him believe he could fix his car engine with duct tape. Now his car is on fire."
14. "Selferism runs in our family. My dad built an extra room out of cardboard and called it a "budget extension"."
2. "Jake thought he could renovate his own kitchen. Now the oven is in the hallway. Classic selfer move."
3. "Selfer detected! Hope it's not you!"
4. "If you paint your bathtub gold because it "looks expensive" – congratulations, you're a selfer."
5. "Mike refused to hire a photographer for his wedding. Instead, he used his iPad. What a selfer."
6. "John has been selfering for weeks. Now his ceiling is caving in."
7. "She tried selfering her wedding dress. It looks like a Halloween costume now".
8. "Selfering is dangerous. Just hire a pro, man".
9. "Selfering is when you cut your own hair and end up looking like a potato."
10. "He was selfering his taxes and now he owes double the amount."
11. "His selferism is ruining our apartment. He won't let me call a real electrician!"
12. "Once you go down the selferism path, there's no coming back."
13. "Selferism made him believe he could fix his car engine with duct tape. Now his car is on fire."
14. "Selferism runs in our family. My dad built an extra room out of cardboard and called it a "budget extension"."
by INTéRIYA February 26, 2025
Get the Selfer mug.Related Words
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• Selfer (noun) - A person who believes they are a professional in design, renovation, or construction, but in reality, they create complete disasters. A selfer prefers to DIY everything, ignores professionals and turns any project into a chaotic mess.
Selfers think they're visionaries but they actually produce looks like something out of a horror movie.
Instead of hiring a pro, they rearrange old things, patch up broken items and call it an "upgrade".
In design: If you're ever seen a bathroom with a toilet next to the fridge, a house covered in 17 different wallpapers or chandelier hanging in the middle of a kitchen island, you've seen a selfer's work.
In life: It applies to anyone who stubbornly does things alone, refuses expert advice and ends up making things
worse.
• Selfering (verb) - The act of ignoring professionals and doing everything yourself, regardless of the consequences. Selfering is often motivated by overconfidence, stubbornness and the belief that "It can't be that hard".
The result? A disaster waiting to happen.
• Selferism (noun) - The dangerous belief that you can do everything yourself better than professionals, even when reality proves otherwise.
This philosophy leads to poorly built houses, ugly interiors, broken furniture and regret.
Selfers think they're visionaries but they actually produce looks like something out of a horror movie.
Instead of hiring a pro, they rearrange old things, patch up broken items and call it an "upgrade".
In design: If you're ever seen a bathroom with a toilet next to the fridge, a house covered in 17 different wallpapers or chandelier hanging in the middle of a kitchen island, you've seen a selfer's work.
In life: It applies to anyone who stubbornly does things alone, refuses expert advice and ends up making things
worse.
• Selfering (verb) - The act of ignoring professionals and doing everything yourself, regardless of the consequences. Selfering is often motivated by overconfidence, stubbornness and the belief that "It can't be that hard".
The result? A disaster waiting to happen.
• Selferism (noun) - The dangerous belief that you can do everything yourself better than professionals, even when reality proves otherwise.
This philosophy leads to poorly built houses, ugly interiors, broken furniture and regret.
1. "Dude, I just saw a house with neon-green walls and zebra-print floors. Must've been a selfer's work."
2. "Jake thought he could renovate his own kitchen. Now the oven is in the hallway. Classic selfer move."
3. "Selfer detected! Hope it's not you!"
4. "If you paint your bathtub gold because it "looks expensive" - congratulations, you're a selfer."
5. "Mike refused to hire a photographer for his wedding. Instead, he used his iPad. What a selfer."
6. "John has been selfering for weeks. Now his ceiling is caving in."
7. "She tried selfering her wedding dress. It looks like a Halloween costume now".
8. "Selfering is dangerous. Just hire a pro, man".
9. "Selfering is when you cut your own hair and end up looking like a potato."
10. "He was selfering his taxes and now he owes double the amount."
11. "His selferism is ruining our apartment. He won't let me call a real electrician!"
12. "Once you go down the selferism path, there's no coming back."
13. "Selferism made him believe he could fix his car engine with duct tape. Now his car is on fire."
14. "Selferism runs in our family. My dad built an extra room out of cardboard and called it a "budget extension"."
2. "Jake thought he could renovate his own kitchen. Now the oven is in the hallway. Classic selfer move."
3. "Selfer detected! Hope it's not you!"
4. "If you paint your bathtub gold because it "looks expensive" - congratulations, you're a selfer."
5. "Mike refused to hire a photographer for his wedding. Instead, he used his iPad. What a selfer."
6. "John has been selfering for weeks. Now his ceiling is caving in."
7. "She tried selfering her wedding dress. It looks like a Halloween costume now".
8. "Selfering is dangerous. Just hire a pro, man".
9. "Selfering is when you cut your own hair and end up looking like a potato."
10. "He was selfering his taxes and now he owes double the amount."
11. "His selferism is ruining our apartment. He won't let me call a real electrician!"
12. "Once you go down the selferism path, there's no coming back."
13. "Selferism made him believe he could fix his car engine with duct tape. Now his car is on fire."
14. "Selferism runs in our family. My dad built an extra room out of cardboard and called it a "budget extension"."
by INTéRIYA February 26, 2025
Get the Selfer mug.The act of a group collectively choosing to end their own lives, typically under shared circumstances, beliefs, or external pressures. A fusion of "self" (referring to individuals) and "-cide" (Latin for "killing" or "act of killing").
Context & Usage:
- Psychology/Sociology: Used to describe mass suicides due to psychological distress, cult influence, or existential despair.
- History: Can be applied to infamous mass suicides, such as those of cults or desperate war situations.
- Philosophy: Some may use it metaphorically to discuss self-destructive behaviors within societies or movements.
See also: Homicide, Genocide, Suicide, Mass Suicide, Omnicide
Context & Usage:
- Psychology/Sociology: Used to describe mass suicides due to psychological distress, cult influence, or existential despair.
- History: Can be applied to infamous mass suicides, such as those of cults or desperate war situations.
- Philosophy: Some may use it metaphorically to discuss self-destructive behaviors within societies or movements.
See also: Homicide, Genocide, Suicide, Mass Suicide, Omnicide
Example Sentences:
"The Jonestown tragedy is one of the most well-known cases of selfcide in history."
"If a civilization knowingly destroys itself through reckless actions, can it be considered a slow, collective selfcide?"
"The idea of selfcide has been explored in dystopian literature, where entire groups choose to opt out of life rather than live under oppressive regimes."
"Online communities sometimes exhibit a form of digital selfcide when they mass-delete accounts in protest."
"The Jonestown tragedy is one of the most well-known cases of selfcide in history."
"If a civilization knowingly destroys itself through reckless actions, can it be considered a slow, collective selfcide?"
"The idea of selfcide has been explored in dystopian literature, where entire groups choose to opt out of life rather than live under oppressive regimes."
"Online communities sometimes exhibit a form of digital selfcide when they mass-delete accounts in protest."
by EnigmaticSphinx8 March 22, 2025
Get the Selfcide mug.Lori: How can you be so selfish?
Daryl: Selfish? I been out there looking for that little girl every single day!
(Usually said quickly and thus sounding like gibberish)
Daryl: Selfish? I been out there looking for that little girl every single day!
(Usually said quickly and thus sounding like gibberish)
by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025
Get the Selfish? mug.Określenie na nieakceptowalne i creepy robienie komuś zdjęcia bez jego wiedzy lub zgody, zwykle w miejscu publicznym. Termin używany negatywnie wobec osoby naruszającej czyjąś prywatność.
by Mikispl12 February 2, 2026
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“God I can’t believe how she used her shopping spree to buy things for other people, that’s so Rhonda”
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(Selfless)
by 7azyzz7 June 8, 2025
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