STURN ASS-FUCKING  

a person getting it in theass. While having a serious, calm look on their face.
Or a person who has screwed up majorly that there ass is getting torn up so bad that it starts to bleed with the ripping and thrusting of a males penis.

He was getting a STURN ASS-FUCKING from his boss and looked quiet calm.

STURN ASS-FUCKING by Felix78 January 20, 2009

you got to be fist fucking me 

a sudden reversal of fortune - a banked eight ball for the win flies out of the pocket you intended into another, or your full house loses to a straight flush on the river.

usually not part of a sentence, all you can say is "you got to be fist fucking me." or "you've got to be fist-fucking me."

you got to be fist fucking me by quitepedantic November 17, 2015

Chine-fucking-uh 

A sarcastic phrase used to describe where nearly all consumer products in the U.S.A. anymore are made. Where corporate assholes are taking the good jobs to because they practice the gulag labor system there and don't follow the standards for safe work conditions, environmental protection, human rights or decent wages for the workers.

Jack and Diane look at a CD boombox in an electronics store. Jack looks at a box sitting on a shelf. Diane asks, "Where is it from, dear? Our last boombox was made in Japan and it lasted about 20 years". Jack reads off the words at the lower left corner, "Honey, it says "made in Chine-fucking-uh." Diane says, "That means it was made in a gulag where quantity is emphasized over quality, so it's probably a piece of shit". Jack says, "Since those politicians have been kissing the Chinese government's asses almost everything here comes from China. We might as well get this hunk of junk anyway".

Chine-fucking-uh by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 20, 2007

bloody butt-fucking

An exclamation of the utmost frustration, combining elements of British and American slash-slang, and is not meant as a slur to gays or Brits.

"Bloody butt-fucking homework!"

"That bloody butt-fucking teacher!"

bloody butt-fucking by draco<3harry December 28, 2005

jesus jumping fucking christ 

Said When Your Either Irritated and Pissed Off, Confused, Are Your About To Bite The Fucking Big One.

Irritated and Pissed Off
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ If You Say 1 More Word During This Damn Movie I'll Carve Out Your Eyes And Skullfuck You
Confused
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ Where The Fuck Is The Remote
About To Bite The Fucking Big One
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ That 18 Wheeler's On The Wrong Side Of Th..................

jesus jumping fucking christ by The Doc Brown May 6, 2006

serious-fucking-ly 

To question one who has just dropped a bomb of information on you.

Person #1: Hey Jim, did you hear Mark is gay?

Jim: Serious-fucking-ly?

serious-fucking-ly by Jason36 May 15, 2008

just fucking stop

To tell someone to stop, with a serious tone.

Shawn: Hey you got rejected

Devin: Just fucking stop you fat piece of shit

just fucking stop by devinhacks November 10, 2017