Whomp Donkey

A "Swamp Donkey" weighing over 500lbs, a pox marked face, and a type of smelly smell that smells smelly that you can smell as soon as she enters the room you are in.

"Daaaaamn that whomp donkey stinks!!!"

Whomp Donkey by anonymous October 13, 2025

Ice Donkey

Ice Donkey (noun):
1. A beer-league hockey player who charges through life with the subtlety of a wrecking ball — overconfident on the ice, over-served at the bar, and over-eager in the bedroom. The Ice Donkey is stubborn, sweaty, and unstoppable, often mistaking brute force for finesse in every arena. Known for wipeouts, wild nights, and questionable decisions, they’re the kind of teammate who celebrates a game-tying goal like they just cured hangovers.

2. Slang for someone whose approach to romance mirrors their skating style: loud, clumsy, passionate, and guaranteed to leave a mark — literal or emotional

• “I knew Mike was an Ice Donkey when he crashed the net, missed the puck, and still tried to propose to the bartender two hours later.”
• “Dave H called Blake an Ice Donkey last night — I’m not sure if it was an insult or a compliment, but Blake did pull a hamstring.”
• “You don’t date an Ice Donkey. You survive them.”

Ice Donkey by Ice Donkey October 16, 2025

doodle donkey

doodle donkey is a noun that can describe one person (singular) or a group of people (plural). To use this word to describe a group of people, it must meet the requirements of having males companions within the group as well.

“Is Erika’s doodle donkey coming?”
“Let’s hang out at Karen’s with doodle donkeys”
“Sedney’s doodle donkey will be late.”

doodle donkey by sedneyed January 21, 2026

Hatch That Donkey 

(Verb) to get something done with gusto.

Steve the Barbarian really did hatch that donkey last Wednesday when he slew that annoying mastodon for us. Let us bring him women.

Hatch That Donkey by Mysterious Alicat May 10, 2011

Go Stomp A Donkey 

To have sex with a coke slut/meth whore etc.

To beat up a coke slut/meth whore etc.

A stomped donkey is an over-used girl/vagina.

"Hey fuck you buddy how about you go stomp a donkey"

"I stomped this nasty donkey Jenn last night man, Made sure I double wrapped no worries."

"I beat up that coke slut from that party last night, Hillary?

Yeah Hillary, You stomped that donkey eh?"

"Paris Hilton has a stomped donkey"

"Paris Hilton's donkey has in fact been stomped."

Go Stomp A Donkey by EtchaSketch August 26, 2013

snaggle tooth donkey 

A very rude bitch who Cares about no one

God she was a snaggle tooth donkey

snaggle tooth donkey by Sir hostile September 23, 2016

the mad donkey 

when a guy is nailing a girl from behind, and as he's about to blow his load, he punches the girl on the back of the head, causeing her to 'BUCKAROO' and creates great orgasms all round.

Hey Brad, I nailed that chick from the bar last night. We had some amazing sex, I managed to slip in the mad donkey. I don't think she was expecting that.

the mad donkey by cheesemuncher96 April 12, 2017