bird

a thing with feathers that lives in a tree for some reason, and chirps loudly at 3:00 AM. No one knows why they are so stupid, and annoying.

That bird is pooping on her shoulder!!

by rainas adVice for dummies May 26, 2023

wee bird

The sexual act of rubbing a Irish man's forehead until it glistens and sings.

Oi mate that girl last night from Belfast she gave me a really good wee bird, my head was shining for hours.

by Qwop-Maybe September 8, 2022

The Hamster and the Bird

Work by Jacob Potter, written in the form of an epic poem, allegorising the tale of his friends Elise and Evie. Though not very widely read, it's commentary on childhood, romance, and the American obsession with violence are thought by the text's cult following to make the poem one of the greatest of all time.

Scholar 1: Have you read 'The Hamster and the Bird?'
Scholar 2: Yeah man, that poem's the shit, I think I'm gonna do my dissertation on it.

by Homer001 June 3, 2022

Bird Hand

A gesture unconsciously used by women to make people listen, mostly men, without any question. It's like the Italian hand gesture but pointed forward like pecking the receiver. It's the last stage before clapping while speaking when she's on the verge of frustration.

Person 1: "This woman in the video who talks about what men should do sure do a lot of that hand gesture."
Person 2: "What gesture? Oh, the bird hand?"
Person 1: "The bird hand?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's like a pecking gesture to force someone to listen to her ridiculous opinions without question. It's like being henpecked."

by PaWokesAreTheWorst June 25, 2025

Bird

A heterosexual idiotic woman. Similar to a pick me, she usually makes the absolute worst decisions when it comes to men.

“She’s such a bird, but she’s so gorgeous.”

by Her Husband,Boo,her life September 23, 2023

The Biggest bird

the biggest man in the room, the coolest handsomest guy.

Remy Kushner is the biggest bird

by etotheg February 22, 2023

Bird

A government drone used for spying

Jerald: WATCH OUT IT'S A BIRD
Bob: what's so bad about birds?
Ethan: Don't you know it's a government spy?

by Robertlew October 17, 2020