American level

A phrase used to describe the intelligence possessed by residents of the U.S., due to the obvious fact that Americans are whiny, stupid, gullible people who have the most inadequate heath care system on the planet, and also tend to "go all Tourettes Guy" on the most insignificant of situations. Boy, how fucked up are those douches?!

NOTE: This phrase should/does not apply to legal, illegal, or semi-illegal immigrants, as America is not their official birthplace...and if it is, well then, we bid you good luck with your otherwise shitty life!!!

Time to apply some 'American level' decision-making!

by Comedy on Wheels December 5, 2010

Native American Squash Blossom

A sexual act, originating in New Mexico, wherein the transexual woman mashes her penis in a self gratifying act of self immolation. The splatter is referred to as a blossom and traditionally left on the driveway of the first teacher to use one's desired pronouns.

Scar left Ms. Penelope a Native American Squash Blossom before going to the hospital for bottom surgery.

by Phrackster October 2, 2025

American Frozen Funstick

A red white and blue dildo that is frozen that is later used for anal stimulation.

Casey loved it when i showed her my American frozen funstick, she even tried it herself.

by RNBWkitty July 12, 2016

american afterburner

When you're having sex with your parter and you fart mid stoke you use that extra sauce to fuel a full powered thrust

Last night after I eat a bowl of 3 alarm chili, I gave Susie an American afterburner.

by farmer1069 May 15, 2018

american paintjob

When your girl gives you a handjob but with an american flag, and then the guy shoots out white fireworks and whispers in the girls ear, "'Murica, fuck yeah."

Hey guys, my girl gave me an american paintjob yesterday.

Gamingufight and BassDrop! Contributed to this definition.

by WeebBDAndDankDudeUF April 18, 2018

American High

A bunch of people bought a high school and decided to start a channel on YouTube, maybe TikTok and Reels idk, where they film short-form content about school in it. The owners are Hyde Healy, Aidan Micho, Julia Dicesare, Grace Reiter, and Ryan Micho. Everyone else is apparently too insignificant to be on the channel banner, although most 12-year-old girls go through a phase where they have a crush on Aidan Micho.

"wtf I started watching American High and now all that's in my feed are edits of Hyde Healy"

"College Life and Barely Adult are also good channels, go watch them"

by someone malignant March 26, 2025

Smells American

When you buy some kind of food (often candy) you've bought in an american store, and it has a very strong and artificial smell.

"I bought a pack of gum with fruit flavour yesterday, when I opened it, it smelled American. My eyes got watery."

"Hmm.. this candy bar sure smells american"

by Miahne January 1, 2018