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The Steve Job 

When you put an apple on a stick and insert it into a woman's vagina while she is in a doggystyle position. While the apple is marinating you grab your funnel and pour liquid caramel into her ass. Remove the funnel followed by the apple. Have the woman squat over the apple and dispense the caramel onto the apple. After the caramel settles you both enjoy a nice candle lit date over a caramel apple.
Cindy was a real freak, she let me give her "The Steve Job!"
The Steve Job by KyriePerving69 October 19, 2017
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The Southern Jewfro 

A term used by a Jew to refer to their pubic hair.
"I shaved the southern Jewfro last night and now it itches like crazy"

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The Random Jerry 

The Random Jerry Is A Chesse Selling, Madden Mobile Auction House God... Who Prefers Minnetonka SnowPlows By Non Other Then Steelers Nation.. And Is A All Around Dick... But His Filters Are Godly....
The Random Jerry Is So Helpful He Really is good at alot of stuff...

the 3 jessiccas

The best singing group that you could ever find, they sing high pitch, low pitch, and they can even sing like ariana grande! they usually dont write their own songs, and they have to have their makeup, and fancy accent. If they dont they are practically not jessiccas. They love to do hair flips, curl their hair, and sometimes get their fingers stuck in their hair while they are twisting it. They are going to be coming out with thier new hit single "isabelle" and u can buy it on itunes, for 19.99. They get all of the money, nobody else gets pai, not even their manager, rylan. It so happens that i am jessicca number 1 and im a part of the singing group!
i wish i was in the 3 jessiccas ..
yea me too they are perfectl
the 3 jessiccas by adrinaynay January 22, 2018

The Big Jowbs

Any menial task of a minute nature; portrayed to be difficult, perplexing, and requiring high levels of expertise by the idiot in charge.
Pete is very important and only ever works the big jowbs.

"Hey Pete, I need your help with something."
"Can't. I'm too busy workin' the big jowbs"
The Big Jowbs by toomuchtacos January 31, 2018

The Devils Joystick

“He played the devils joystick while he stared at pornhub on his laptop.”

Take a ride on the devils joystick”