Dude 1: Hey man i just met this hot girl on facebook go on her page and look at her pics
Dude 2: Dude her pictures are hot but in person shes fugly you fell for the Facebook illusion
Dude 2: Dude her pictures are hot but in person shes fugly you fell for the Facebook illusion
by kilam345 January 24, 2012

When you are awake enough to engage in social media but not yet ready to get out of bed & face the real world (Facebook awake)
Great party last night , feeling it today though . Stayed in bed until noon but was (facebook awake) since 9:00
by Yolo4ever October 4, 2016

Posting a status update on Facebook claiming to be ill in order to avoid or get our of social commitments or engagements. Differs from vagebooking in that it is not done to attract sympathy or attention, but rather to provide an excuse for staying home. May also be done to corroborate a sick day from work or school.
by alwaysplaysscissors August 19, 2013

A term older people describe available information that is set to public. Kind of the like the public library but information on Facebook in groups or pages sometimes even snooping on someone public profile.
by Petshopgirl August 17, 2022

by In the garbage December 28, 2019

When a person seems to have fallen off the face of the earth because they haven't posted in a fairly long period of time.
by Benedict Cumberbach December 7, 2013
