sloppy dutchman

A Sloppy Dutchman is a reward for a job well done - the do-gooder receives a blowy from a lad from Holland. Upon completion, said Dutch lad spits a blend of spooge and dip spit into a wooden shoe.

Dan got the job done quickly and was rewarded at day’s end with a Sloppy Dutchman.

by MarcoPolo-original August 18, 2024

Sloppy Gangnam Style

When you Gangnam Style on that thang

Last night my mans gave me some sloppy Gangnam style

by Bhorf December 14, 2024

Sloppy Seconds September

Sloppy Seconds September or SSS, is a challenge that starts with you finding a women who clearly just had sex, and you have sex with them. now to complete the challenge you need to do this every in September.

I think that Kyle is tring the Sloppy Seconds September challenge, he has been trying to have sex with that black girl who seems to have had sex in the last 5 minutes

by TheGrayGuy December 22, 2024

sloppy shitter

The act of giving a blowjob while taking a shit.

Becca gave Gage a sloppy shitter last night

by anonymous January 8, 2025

Sloppy Ratha

A sex act involving sitting on a bench all alone and eating cheese when you'd "ratha" be getting laid.

"We went on a date but he gave me the ol' sloppy ratha when it was time to get busy."

by Obstinate Otter January 20, 2025

sloppy cucumber

When you pull your dick out of a vagina. Just after your post cum snooze. And it looks like that cucumber that you find in your salad drawer about 4 weeks after you bought it.

Sorry for dragging my sloppy cucumber across your leg. Here's a towel

by Richd32 January 21, 2025

Sloppy Johnny

When someone sticks a stick of butter in their ass and lets it out of their asshole.

Wanna get a Sloppy Johnny? Yeah man sure!

by synthwavesun January 23, 2025