Poo noodle

When fecal matter gets impacted into the male urethra during anal sex and expelled during ejaculation or urination

I was harboring a poo noodle for 12 hours, I caught ringworm and possibly discharged a 3 inch poo noodle on my stepsis.

by Wick May 13, 2023

boiled gorilla poo

Black pudding.

Boiled gorilla poo tastes like black pudding.

by Debskelly1985 May 14, 2023

Poo face

The face you pull when you have to strain harder than normal to take a shit.

Ruby had poo face trying to push out a stubborn turd.

by Joely F May 15, 2023

poo shysti

Wanna be famous rapper.

Did you get the concert tickets for us to go see poo shysti?

by Frieda Hess December 9, 2022

poo

brown things that you see in public toilets

'' brb i need to poo''

by Mangosigma67joemama December 11, 2022

Poo

Poo is a brown sticky ,hard and soft solid it comes out in all different shapes and sizes. Sometimes poo is so big you need an extra flush

Hi did you do big poo in the bathroom

Yeah why

Well you stunk out the bathroom

By Emmi

by poo is the best December 18, 2022

Drug poo

Poop that you eat to save your life carried by all Americans. Men and boys from birth carry drug poo.
Chemically enhanced poop carried from birth that'll save you from withdrawal and dts

Eat that drug poo. Make sure you include a blowjob.

by Cody5050 December 19, 2022