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pocket haul

What you find when you go to empty your pockets and pull out a bunch of unexpected hidden treasures.
Shit you had your keys, four joints, a phone, a lighter, your headphones, and a slice of pizza in there?! That’s a fuckin’ pocket haul.
by Pancho777 August 2, 2020
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Reverse Pizza Pocket

When you fuck a girl really hard and she has a prolapse. Then you lick and nibble on the prolapse like your enjoying a pizza pocket.
Girl I'm hungry for a reverse pizza pocket. Spread then ass cheeks! I'm ready order!
by Horse Meat Chalupa November 14, 2023
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Brown Pocket

Using an ostomy bag in the same manner as a pocket pussy.
Zach has prom tonight and his smoke show of a girlfriend is finally going to let him into her sweet box. Zach being afraid of busting a nut too early decides that he needs to train for the night. The only thing that resembles a pussy is his sleeping grandmothers ostomy bag. He decides to use the brown pocket in preparation for the night.
by LordQuisiModo December 26, 2018
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Honduran Hot Pocket

The act of inserting your testicles into a vagina and then putting them in her mouth while she does the hasaphahaphasala like it's hot as fuck burning her mouth.
She was hungry so I took her out for a Honduran Hot Pocket
by MillerIsTheName September 13, 2023
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prison pocket

Whilst banging Brenda last night, I slipped my thumb knuckle-deep into her prison pocket, and she loved it.
by Slippy Dickerson March 27, 2022
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Pocket chaos

The act of a tweaker emptying his or her pockets of its numerous contents when trying to find one paticular item. Similar to a tweaker bomb, this phenomena commonly happens on urban public transit during peak ride hours and may take up several seats.
Grandma had on the bus because some tweaker’s pocket chaos took up the last available seat.
by XMTW January 27, 2022
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Ella hot pocket

Ella is a hot kitten who loves doing Hawaiian hot pockets with me
by anonymous March 20, 2025
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