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Rude Goldberg machine

A Rube Goldberg machine that does something rude to someone in the end.
Some dude: I really think what you made is cool. My favorite part was the dominoes. Can I make one t..... (gets kicked by a boot).
Another dude: Sorry about that, that's my Rude Goldberg machine.

the golden ticket 

Louisiana term used to describe a person that believes that they have the key to success that can drastically change their life and/or people around them

It can be business wise, academic, social media, athletics etc.

However many people think they are the golden ticket but you need actual success in order to actually be it.
I can’t lie to you son that man Alex is really the golden ticket, he’s got 12 offers as a sophomore I think he’s going to the league.

I’m not gonna lie you are not the golden ticket you swear you’re next up but it’s been 7 years and none of your songs have blown up.
the golden ticket by ShopKip November 25, 2023

The Golden Rule

If there’s a hole there’s a goal
Some guy: I don’t know if I should go for that person, they’re pretty weird
Some dude named Elijah: Well, if there’s a hole there’s a goal, that’s the golden rule after all!
The Golden Rule by Gregory McGraw December 19, 2023

Vegas Golden Knights 

A shitty hockey team in Las Vegas that paid NHL refs to rig the 2023 Stanley Cup Playoffs.

The golden nugget

The name for that one small nugget of shit that has some yellow stuff t in it, and a bit of red.
Guy 1: i just did the golden nugget
Guy 2: call an ambulance
The golden nugget by Ilovebrohan2212 February 26, 2024

The golden Batman

Is a safe word for a friend group when you want them to shut up