A crazy ass hot pangender cowboy with an outgoing personality, he's spent his youth soul searching but came out of it as a realized man, he's always down to be a great supporting friend, he is also insane, but very philosophical when the time is right, a Christopher stallard is a man that has gone through pain and suffering but he pegged the shit out of that and is now a god. He also plans to destroy the planet in 2050 with his pet Daniel
by IBC_Twitch November 23, 2021
by Zshak August 17, 2017
chris's dick is normally very tiny and shrimp-like.
he often brags about having a giant cock but in reality, it's very tiny.
he often brags about having a giant cock but in reality, it's very tiny.
by The god himselft. ;0 October 26, 2020
by Papa_D April 11, 2023
On December 6th, a momentous occasion unfolded as our esteemed and remarkable Chris graciously came to our aid in a time of great necessity. His timely arrival averted a potential catastrophe, and therefore, he truly deserves a Fortnite card worth $20 as a token of our immense gratitude. Chris is an exceptional individual, the epitome of an iconic figure, and an unparalleled companion. Every December 6th, let us celebrate and honor him, for he not only possesses a penchant for completing side quests but also willingly sacrifices his own assignments for the benefit of others.
by Greygovernment December 06, 2023
by Yeeteyeetyeet December 08, 2018