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Hairless Cat

A breed of cat also known as the Sphnx cat. Requires an open heart due to its 'interesting' look. With barely any hair and very wrinkly skin, it looks like a naked mole rat with bat ears and feels like a warm peach when pet. Due to its lack of fur, it has a higher metabolism to regulate its body temperature. Upside: cat is very warm and makes a nice feet warmer. Downside: literally inhales food and poops 'like a boss.' A very good pet to have around Halloween! :)
Mojo was a very UGLY hairless cat:
Geez man, what is that thing?
It is a hairless cat, I think. Either that or something that was involved in a horrible microwave accident.

Sophie was a very PRETTY hairless cat:
Aww! What is that adorable creature?
It is a hairless cat, I think. Either that or an ANGEL!!! :P

*Based on personal experience, the beauty of these cats is in the eye of the beholder.* <3
by iluvmybaldkitties November 8, 2011
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black cat girlfriend

She’s antisocial accept around you. When she’s mad, she closes herself out and doesn’t talk. She at least owns one black cat. Super cuddly and loves to feed you. Hates to eat herself and is probably depressed. Daddy issues
My black cat girlfriend gives the best brain.
by The C0uncil October 18, 2022
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Hood Cat

Hoodlums from the city of Fountain Valley.
Yo that nigga over there is from Fountain Valley he's probably a Hood Cat.
by master cat May 9, 2011
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slippery cat's womb

to have the personality a slippery cat's womb.
"You are one slippery little cat's womb...you dicks-mouth"

Eric went to the shop and saw Jack, who he considered to be a slippery cat's womb.
by ojart July 18, 2011
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groovy cat

1. One who is exceptionally excellent.

2. One who performs some outstanding task.
Person 1: Watch out, there are traps ahead in this instance.
Person 2: Nah, I already disabled everything in this dungeon.
Person 3: Nice job, groovy cat!
by Yareb October 15, 2011
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creep cat

When a man goes down on a women and he is damn creepy about it. He usually looks like a sad puppy dog and doesn't really know what to do or what you like. Creep cats can be spotted just by looking at them! Creep cats often have strange strangely beards, but are not limited to men with bad beards. The term "creep cat" comes from the fact that he is creepy and he is licking your pussy, aka cat.

It has not been confirmed as to whether women can be said creep cats.
Stacy said "Joe is not a creep cat!"
Rachel said "Well when you get him into bed, you can prove me wrong. But I can tell just by looking at him that that man is a creep cat."
by lilianfoster October 23, 2011
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Cute Cat Syndrome

1. When you see a cat that is just so darn cute you want to squeeze the life right out of it.

2. Not being able to control yourself around a really cute cat.
1. Bartholomeow the Third: (hugging a cute cat a bit too tight)

Cat owner: Hey give me my cat back, creep.

2. Rosie: (to cat) Aww you're such a cute cat aww.

Robby: Um, I think you have Cute Cat Syndrome.
by Consierd August 13, 2012
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