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Sonny Boy Chris 

Chris is a great lil son. He can’t beat you in game pigeon but we love em anyway. He is strangely happy all the time which puts everyone around him in a good mood. It’s weird to see him sad, and when he is sad you are sad. We don’t want our lil Sonny boy to be sad. Sonny Boy Chris is absolutely hilarious and has the best sense of humor ever. He is a people person and can make anyone around him happy.
Sonny Boy Chris galloped through the tulips.
Sonny Boy Chris by Meedow February 11, 2019

wanksta chris 

my friend (im jacey) chris aka "Luda-Chris", aka "Chris-Co", aka "Cray-zee Chris"...
hey Wanksta Chris you wanna spoon??.... for that soup...

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There goes Wanksta Chris...

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Wanksta Chris strikes agian!!
wanksta chris by Jacey April 2, 2005
A gay seitenscheitelmeister, who loves to seitenscheitel
I seitenscheitelt that guy with my gay chris magic yesterday, he had such a big cock
gay chris by DerÜberking April 1, 2017

baby chris

baby chris is a little boy that goes to hornsby middle school , some time he cant get any girls and all the girls call him baby piss he is in 8th grade and has no friends he smells like piss and bounce that ass on a thursday
baby chris is a stinking ass nigga
baby chris by funny boi mike November 14, 2019

Jesus Titty Fucking Chris 

something you yell out when something annoying, stupid happens.
Person 1: its my birthday today everyone is coming except you.
Person 2: why not?
Person 1:because i hate you
Person 2:... what did i do to you JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST

Aimee and Chris Sturniolo

Aimee and Chris are in love with each other Chris had an obsession with Aimee and that's how they found each other. they have been dating for 2 years now and are the cutest couple ever and are meant to be. Chris is very hot and good looking. <3
Aimee and Chris sturniolo