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brain toot

A brain toot is a random and very odd thought that pops into your head, and often baffles those around you, potentially causing them to think you are a little weird
Bob: “Did you know that plants actually emit a sound that’s akin to screaming when you cut them?”

Joe: “gosh darnit Bob, you brain tooted again”
by Braintoot February 22, 2022
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Squiggle Brain

A whimsical and affectionate term used to describe the thought processes of someone with ADHD. Much like a squiggly line, a Squiggle Brain doesn't follow a straight path; it darts around with bursts of creativity, spontaneity, and a touch of chaos. While it may seem unpredictable to others, a Squiggle Brain is full of energy and innovative ideas, always ready to think outside the lines.
Opposite of Square Brain.
With my Squiggle Brain, I might start five projects at once, but you can bet at least one of them will be a masterpiece!
by CloverLief August 8, 2024
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Sub-monkey brained

An individual who has less intelligence than an animal and acts like it.
That Sub-Monkey brained person did crack then started screaming at walls for eight hours.
by Aknownmouse August 31, 2025
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Brain deaf

One's confidence in their own capacity to articulate any given thing, yet evidently spew what results to word vomit. As related to tone deaf.
Noam Chomsky went totally brain deaf at yesterday's lecture; he moral signaled the entire time and sounded like he didn't have a clue at all about the topics that were meant to be discussed fruitfully.
by whereisthefood October 21, 2017
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brain contraction

A really bad migraine where your whole head is pounding and expanding and dying all at the same time.
by Pssy_slayer6273638 June 16, 2018
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Baron Brains

When you’re too smart for the world. Top notch smartness than no one can compare to
I wouldn’t have even thought of that! She really has Baron Brains
by Minnnnnnn- February 12, 2024
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CP Brain

The lack of brain cells due to years of smoking marijuana. Causing small brain decisions with minimal thought about the actual outcome.
**Takes the Cowboys Buccaneers over**

“That was a CP brain move.”
by The Dog Father January 17, 2023
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