"Hey dudes lets roll a boner blunt"
"yeah man i cant wait to burn your bell end and smoke it!"
(Lots of screaming and gargling of cock)
"hey man my fuckin japs eye is burned shut!"
"that is so totally rad dude blow mine"
"yeah man i cant wait to burn your bell end and smoke it!"
(Lots of screaming and gargling of cock)
"hey man my fuckin japs eye is burned shut!"
"that is so totally rad dude blow mine"
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Stacy mom sat next to me, touched my leg and rather an erection, the intense movements of the hand allowed my dick to "one-up" and that is called a boner'd up
by Abbott9493 January 17, 2016
Get the boner'd up mug.When a male releases sperm all over his erect penis and lets it dry for several hours. His mistress then has to remove the crust via the tongue later on.
A- "Hey, what happened with you and Shelly the other night? Did you guys hook up?"
B- "Nah man, i just have her an old Milk-Boner, it always works."
B- "Nah man, i just have her an old Milk-Boner, it always works."
by Zeeb Starn November 23, 2011
Get the Milk-Boner mug.A cause for alarm; chemically stressed induced morning errection you are awake for. A boner for the night crews, a grave yard shift errection from hell. this type of errection lasts and lasts usually starting at about 3-9 am. And only becomes painfully aware.
but usually is pretty precise at about 5 o'clock.
This massive errection does not go away. This is the awake version of morning wood. Nothing you can think about can make this bitch go away. Its not even sexual! Its just there, angry and you're tired, a zombie with swamp ass and a raging boner that feels painful. Its just there. Awake and the more tired you get. The harder it inflates
but as soon as your shift or whatever is over.
Limp dick motherfucker all over again.
but usually is pretty precise at about 5 o'clock.
This massive errection does not go away. This is the awake version of morning wood. Nothing you can think about can make this bitch go away. Its not even sexual! Its just there, angry and you're tired, a zombie with swamp ass and a raging boner that feels painful. Its just there. Awake and the more tired you get. The harder it inflates
but as soon as your shift or whatever is over.
Limp dick motherfucker all over again.
"Ahh, I have a raging angry 5 o'clock boner" said the Marine on post..
"The night clerk tried hiding his 5 o'clock boner behind the cash register
The night clean up crew man was walking bent over.. cause his 5 o'clock boner.
God, I need to get home to chop this thing off or put it in ice water..
The boner you wish you had during sex
"The night clerk tried hiding his 5 o'clock boner behind the cash register
The night clean up crew man was walking bent over.. cause his 5 o'clock boner.
God, I need to get home to chop this thing off or put it in ice water..
The boner you wish you had during sex
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