Beluga Balls

Blue balls that have swelled up to the size of a whale, especially a beluga whale. A single cumshot from a penis attached to a set of Beluga Balls can cause a person to contract Moby Dick.

The next time I nut with these Beluga Balls, I'll be known as a sperm whale.

by Chestnut + Hazel May 13, 2019

thick balls

Thick balls:
A person who has done something absolutly insane, but perfectly.

Someone who has thick balls is a impressive figure of a man, who can acomplish the hardest of task and make it look easy.

My man paul will wander through a strip club raining cocaine without batting a eye. Man that guys got thick balls.

by Idiotcarl September 18, 2016

marriage balls

Balls that you only touch once you get married.

I can't wait for when I can touch my marriage balls.

by LightswitchFisting July 12, 2017

Ball Booster

When a guy gets a compliment or makes a move that makes his ego go through the roof.

Sarah: "James thinks he's SO cool, because he hangs out with college girls and he's in highschool..."
Amy: "he's just getting a ball booster."

by smellslikejuicy7 July 7, 2011

Jelly Balls

The way to obtain jelly balls is to suffer great blunt force trauma to the nut sack causing you to have internal bleeding in your ball sack. Making your ball sack fill with blood that resembles a bag of jelly.

Herbert Finkle was badly struck in the nuts. Which turned is ballsack to jelly. Giving him a bad case of Jelly Balls.

by pussy cruncher January 5, 2012

ball it up

To wreck your ride, especially when off-roading.
To literally roll your 4x4 into a ball.

"That dude took his brand new Jeep down the Hammers and really balled it up"
"Man, don't take the red trail or you will ball it up for sure!"

by Goat Rider April 25, 2016

Dilly Balls

The smell of an uncleansed scrotum which closely resembles the vinegary fragrance of a pickle jar.

Because he did not want to jinx his baseball team's winning streak by washing his lucky jock strap, Scott developed an unsavory case of dilly balls that greatly disturbed everyone in the entire locker room.

by Farty McToot June 23, 2010