Douche Bag Mikey

1. An overprotective man who thinks the world is out to hack into his server running off of a dialup connection and a 200MHz processor.

2. Can't tell where the man ends and his boss begins!

This guy is so anal, we might as well call him Douche Bag Mikey.

by Uh... June 26, 2003

douche bag

Any idiot who chooses to hide behind someone else's name while expressing a personal opinion of which that same idiot is too cowardly to take ownership...

someone who is making scurrilous remarks and ascribing them to ME.
See douche bag variants...

by Dan Hunnel May 30, 2005

Douche Nozzle

Anyone that makes you mad.
Someone named Willy.
A cheater.

(Playing Xbox online) You killed me you F***en Douche Nozzle.

by The Darryl October 9, 2008

douche bag

Someone who think they own the universe just because they don't know what the real world looks like through a medium other than the computer monitor.

That Mike is such a douche bag, he hasn't gotten off his computer in 3 months.

by Jadler April 14, 2006

douche bag mcfaggins

usually refers to yeti

yeti your such a douche bag mcfaggins

by Kanaan is the shit January 10, 2008

online gamer douch

anybody who goes online (xbox or ps3) and is more about winning than having fun which is the point of video games.

Online Gamer Douch: WTF did you just steal my kill u noob.
Me: Relax its just a game have fun
OGD: Na man i go pro
Me: You get paid for this
OGD: No noob I pro means i play just to win not 4 fun
Me : Your a tool
OGD: That it im fileing a complaint

by epicfritos1991 April 12, 2011

douche bag move

the act of talking someone out of taking the last of something; then proceeding to take that item for yourself

Blake: Dude, you can't take that Coke it's his last one!

Taylor: Ooh, yeah man your right that would be kinda fucked up, I'll put it back

Blake: (Grabs Coke that was just put back and starts chugging it)

Taylor: Woah dude, WHAT A DOUCHE BAG MOVE!!!!

by WestHillzH1 February 2, 2008