Douche Bag Mikey

1. An overprotective man who thinks the world is out to hack into his server running off of a dialup connection and a 200MHz processor.

2. Can't tell where the man ends and his boss begins!
This guy is so anal, we might as well call him Douche Bag Mikey.
by Uh... June 26, 2003
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douche bag

Any idiot who chooses to hide behind someone else's name while expressing a personal opinion of which that same idiot is too cowardly to take ownership...
someone who is making scurrilous remarks and ascribing them to ME.
See douche bag variants...
by Dan Hunnel May 26, 2005
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douche bag

Someone who think they own the universe just because they don't know what the real world looks like through a medium other than the computer monitor.
That Mike is such a douche bag, he hasn't gotten off his computer in 3 months.
by Jadler March 04, 2006
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Douche Nozzle

Anyone that makes you mad.
Someone named Willy.
A cheater.
(Playing Xbox online) You killed me you F***en Douche Nozzle.
by The Darryl August 14, 2008
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douche bag mcfaggins

usually refers to yeti
yeti your such a douche bag mcfaggins
by Kanaan is the shit December 28, 2007
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online gamer douch

anybody who goes online (xbox or ps3) and is more about winning than having fun which is the point of video games.
Online Gamer Douch: WTF did you just steal my kill u noob.
Me: Relax its just a game have fun
OGD: Na man i go pro
Me: You get paid for this
OGD: No noob I pro means i play just to win not 4 fun
Me : Your a tool
OGD: That it im fileing a complaint
by epicfritos1991 March 27, 2011
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prendre une douche

A French phrase meaning "to take a shower," which really means, to cleanse one's vaginal canal with a long water spraying apparatus.
Have you "prendre une douche" yet today? You know how dirty it can get....
by Malodeen Noes March 09, 2010
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