chris warnica

In the city of Whoville, there lived a man named Chris Warnica, With a neck so long and fat, it made folks say, "Oh my, I never did see-ka!" He loved McDonald's, oh yes indeed, Their burgers and fries were just what he'd need. With a neck so long, he'd peek through the door, "Hello, dear McDonald's, I'm back for some more!" The cashier would smile and say with delight, "Welcome back, Chris, your order's just right." He'd munch on his burgers, savoring each bite, With a grin on his face, oh, what a sight! But one day, oh dear, as he munched on his meal, some bullies came by, with hearts made of steel. They pointed and laughed at Chris's long neck, Saying rude things that made him feel like a wreck. But Chris was no quitter, oh no, not he, With a twinkle in his eye, he began to decree: "I may have a long neck, but I'm proud as can be, And I love McDonald's, can't you see?" The bullies stopped laughing, their hearts touched by his cheer, They apologized to Chris, feeling quite sincere. From that day forward, they all became friends, Sharing burgers and fries, making amends. So remember dear friends, no matter your size, Or the length of your neck, or the shape of your eyes, It's the love in your heart that truly does matter, So spread joy and kindness, and watch your life scatter, With happiness and laughter, like Chris Warnica, With a neck so long and fat, in the city of Whoville-ica!

Let’s pull a Chris Warnica and hit the school forrest for a good ol’ time.

by doctorproctortheboatsailingdoc March 27, 2024

Chris

Chris is the real definition of asshole.....PERIOD.

Chris: your fucken ugly
Me: your mean
Chris: i dont care, im sexy

by Itsajokefoo August 26, 2019

chris

hes the best boyfriend to ever have in the whole entire universe i love him so much he is best and better than all of you you will never compete with how great he is.

“ im better than chris !!”

shut yo bitch ass up hes far superior to you

by jjkkaayyhh April 12, 2022

Chris Noble his ass

To beat up a underclassmen as a senior and losing your athletics scholarship

Daniel Chris Noble his ass and lost that D-1 basketball scholarship to the University of Houston

by pooplessccheng March 28, 2023

chris ware

A THICK AND BODASHAS HUMAN BEING WITH THE STRENGTH OF AND AMAZING LESBIAN HORSE. THE BESTEST IN THE WORLD!

Chris Ware is the most thickest

by Boah nall February 18, 2018

Chris and Onya

They are the most wonderful couple in the world, there ship name is Conya. They will forever be in my heart. They are amazing long live Conya, long live Conya, LONG LIVE CONYA, LONG LIVE CONYA!!

Chris: I love you

Onya: i love you more boo
Alex (there best friend): Awe you guys are soooo cute please kiss
Chris: Um oh ok
Onya: ummm ok boo
Chris and Onya kiss behind a bush and live happily ever after

by hahahahafuckensavagealexbitch November 6, 2017

Chris

A guy who thinks he’s the shit but isn’t. His friends hate him for cockblocking and acting as if he didn’t know. Usually has tiny legs. Would wear a sweatshirt and pajama pants everyday if he could.

Dude 1: Did you hear what Chris did?
Dude 2: Ya. He totally ruined Dude 3’s chances with that girl.

by Dude.who.does.stuff November 20, 2023