Shitting Crickets

freaking out

Then my transvestite of an English professor bent down to pick up my pencil, and her wig fell onto my desk. We were both shitting crickets.

Damn, that test was so hard I was shitting crickets.

by Mike Simeone May 24, 2012

Shit Trickle

A process by which staff receives the responsibility for problems made by and passed down from inept upper management. This occurrence typically results in staff handling angry phones calls regarding problems that they generally know nothing about but must attempt to correct. Their professional reputation might also be affected by this unfortunate process.

"My administrator messed up this project and now I'm gonna get all these angry phone calls. They're gonna think I'm responsible for it too. What a fuckin' shit trickle...".

by Disgruntled State Employee September 28, 2010

shit cavern

the sewer. it's a long, tunnel of tunnels full of shit and garbage.

gotta send my shit to the shit cavern...

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover October 9, 2023

Shit-Screen

The appearance of having been hiding behind a screen door that someone was throwing shit at. Often used in reference to person(s) with large amount of freckles.

Oh man, that girls is so cute but she is sooo shit-screen.
Origin: Was coined in Burlington Massachusetts but not sure if it was used anywhere else

by Keizer Soze March 18, 2020

primal shit

the act of taking ones pants off in the midst of pooping

I just took the most primal shit of my life

by bort. July 28, 2019

Godfather Shits

A saga of bowel movements in which the first two in the series are epic and the third is underwhelming at best.

Guy 1: "Bro, I housed 2 Chipotle burritos before we went to the party and then I played 17 consecutive games of pong....then we got pizza after too! Needless to say, I had Godfather Shits today!"

Guy 2: "At least the last one didn't kill you"

by Phillip Ronald October 15, 2014

intense shit

A shit so intense, that you start taking your cloths off during it.

Tom - "Jerry! Why did you come out of the bathroom with no shirt on? I swear I saw you go in with a shirt on?"
Jerry - "Yeah mate, just took an intense shit."

by BirchyMaht May 11, 2021