salad brain

Someone so absolutely unintelligent that their Intelligence Quotient can only be compared to that of a head of lettuce.

Caila can barely figure out how to open a door, she's such a salad brain!

by x_C-T-T_x March 31, 2015

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Brain Knowledge

The ultimate and greatest power of knowledge known to man... used in a way that no one has seen before. It is only rewarded to the most knowledgeable and almighty human beings who live on earth.

'Hadley answers an a-level maths question by Miss Bolton'
Bartek, Thomas and Matyi: 'Wow Hadley... you have so much BRAIN KNOWLEDGE'

by teby the great November 23, 2022

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A derogatory term used to describe an individual perceived as lacking intelligence and exhibiting quickness to anger. The term is inspired by the koala, a mammal known for its aggressive behavior and cognitive limitations. Despite having a diet exclusively consisting of eucalyptus leaves, a koala might starve if presented with pre-picked eucalyptus, underscoring the reference to an extreme lack of problem-solving ability.

She kept arguing that the Earth is flat, and everyone started to realize she might just be a smooth brain.

His blind support for the Republican Party’s climate change denial made him seem like a smooth brain, ignoring overwhelming scientific evidence.

by Truebeing May 30, 2024

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Braining

Braining is a fun, safe way for gay men to connect with their lesbian counterpart through tribbing.

First get a breast pump and suction it around the anus. Turn on for an efficient prolapse on both men. Finally the men agressively rub prolapses resembling lesbian scissoring

"Hey bro let's get back to braining tonight, got me anus all clean" "Sure man, but we gotta clean my baby mommas breast pump this time."

by KingTwink June 22, 2021

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