Just as a candied apple is made, A crack apple is first assembled by taking a nice large shiny red apple and shoving a popsicle stick in it. Next you must take a 9 inch skillet and place it over a vat of lard on low flame. Place the perferred crack serium (baking soda, Some of that shiny fish scale scama shit, and a lil love). Brew it until the oily cheese starts forming on the top. Dip and rotate the apple until the cheese coats and cools to a urine/amber color. Removing the core is optional, but must be replaced by either more crack or candy.
Trick or treat in the ghetto can be rewarding, Candies, chocolate and crack apples are abundant on hslloween!
by fo zum April 26, 2009
Get the crack applemug. Kylie Minogue, OBE (born 28 May 1968), often known simply as Kylie, is an Australian singer, songwriter, and actress.
by Blue Billy June 29, 2015
Get the Crack Whoremug. when a male has an erect penis and bends it down while the female is on her back with her vagina facing up. the male then does squats into the female.
by mr chichi May 5, 2010
Get the Louisiana crack pipemug. by ambitious_creepygirl November 18, 2021
Get the Crack Babymug. Cracking 4s is only for thot ass girls that wanna fit in and pussy punk pie ass niggas that wanna be gang members so fucking bad but can’t even clean they ass good enough .
by Cf3k2 November 22, 2023
Get the cracking 4smug. funny eragatory slur directed at white people
variation of "cracker" or "cracka"
can be used either plural or singular
variation of "cracker" or "cracka"
can be used either plural or singular
by thewellhungjohnson August 13, 2010
Get the cracksmug.