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Telerarkies 

4 junkie criminals located out West Auckland . You will find them doing nothing other than sinking cones, racking lines and cooking up a nice feed on the glass bbq. hustling to make next 5 dollars gas to put in the Honda that’s been running on the eline for a week straight. They have no respect for authority, speed limit or your mums rules. It’s hard to spot them in daylight, as they thrive at night.

If you spot one, make sure to stare that tweaker right in the eye .
“Do you hear that vtec mum?! Same, hide the meth, Quick! The telerarkies are coming”
Telerarkies by MCKRM May 12, 2020
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A man who is scared of the true goddess, Poena.

A seeker of secrets involving 2808.
Budah- "Have you seen Tyceron?" Honeysmacks- "No, he's probably out there seeking the Unknown." LuckyLegend- "Not the Unknown again, damn!"
tyceron by We_Are_Unknown July 24, 2020
Tyleen is the girl that's the best friend you always wished for. She's smart, fun, silly, intelligent, good with people, makes you feel loved and is incredibly kind + she's got the best nails you'll ever see. Her jokes are hilarious in every possible way and mostly about Gordon Ramsay. Her maths skills are bad. But don't worry her Spanish is worse xx

But that makes her even more unique and amazing. She's simply amazing.
person a: i won't study for spanish i'm good already.
person b: don't tell tyleen!!!!!!!
Tyleen by comealong,pond August 7, 2020
Tyleen is the kind of girl that's the best friend anyone could ever have. She's fun, silly, pretty, intelligent, makes you feel loved, is socially super good and has the prettiest nails you will ever look at. Indeed, her jokes are hilarious in every possible way and they mostly are about Gordon Ramsay. She sucks at Spanish tho. Maths ain't better x But that makes her even more amazing.
She's a blessing for everyone especially her best friend <33
person a: oh look! there's tyleen! she'll know what to do in lunch break for fun.

person b: definitely no spanish
Tyleen by comealong,pond August 7, 2020
Who tf even has this name? I honestly feel bad for you.
Girl 1: Hey what's that guys name?

Girl 2: Tyleik...

Girl 1: Ew tf.
tyleik by Lol ew. September 28, 2020
Who tf has the name Tyleik? That shit sounds like a ninja.
Girl 1: Hey, what's that guys name?

Girl 2: Tyleik....

Girl 1: Ew, tf.
tyleik by Lol ew. September 28, 2020
@tayler_coz
Tayler, Isn’t she lucky, this Hollywood girl
Tayler by Poopylady October 8, 2020