Kiss a soccer girl day

On November 14th it is kiss a soccer girl day

Hello, fellow soccer player, guess what day it is? It is *drumroll* kiss a soccer girl day!!! *trumpets start playing a fanfare*

by Potatoman2006 November 12, 2019

men’s soccer

a made up sport for people who can’t play anything else

why would you go to a men’s soccer game

by caroline butler December 5, 2019

Dirty Cunt Socket

A garbage can like opening that few would dare to enter

Get your dirty cunt socket over here so I can pound it.

by Tedjoeyemma May 28, 2020

Shit Paper Soccer

When you dip a roll of toilet paper in diesel, light it on fire and kick it around like a soccer ball.

Oi mate we playing some shit paper soccer tonight?
Yeah cunt, you bring the shit paper I'll bring the diesel.

by Awesom0h4000 June 3, 2020

Lit willy sucker party

Suck me willy party lovers

Lit willy sucker party is great!

by Willybeard.65 December 7, 2020

brownwood lions soccer

A bunch of badass soccer players

Did you see the brownwood lions soccer team being badass

by Suck my ass3506 January 13, 2021

bald headed sap sucker

Hairless person who licks maple trees

Why you bald headed sap sucker

by anonymous May 18, 2021