Chair Porn

Chair Porn
watching your partner being fucked by another person while you're sat on the cuck chair
(hence why its called chair porn)

"hey did you hear that Charlie took part in some chair porn the other night?"

"yeah man that was funny as fuck, he was right in the splash zone too so you could imagine the cleanup after"

by Joe144p November 18, 2025

Porn

Why are you searching this up… fuck off.

Porn is disguting.

by Isa Audrey is no April 3, 2022

Bullet porn

A film or tv show/episode where typically there are more exchanges of gunfire with the main character than there are words. Often plot-light, and action-heavy. Films like John Wick 4, Hardcore Henry, Rambo 4, The Transporter, Hard Boiled, The Matrix

A: Did you see John Wick 4?
B: Yes, total bullet porn

by EvilToilet April 9, 2023

Porn

The one thing every kids seen once(or will)

“Jimmy did I just find porn on your phone”

by Goats ‘n Goats October 3, 2018

No Porn January

Where you can't watch nor do actions of porn for the whole months of January

"Hey, Jerry I didn't do anything sexual all of January nor did I watch porn"

"Why, Larry tell me?"
"Because of No Porn January, it's a good healthy challenge that you should try sometime"

by AnRed McParlin September 8, 2021

Porn

You know what porn is. It's sex on camera.

"Penis, toy, toung, finger goes in mouth, vagina, hands, boobs, or ass."

You: I watch porn.

by Birds Are Not Robots November 21, 2020

Porn

Stupid website. if you watch porn, you’ll regret it soon.

Me: Yo buddy, I just watched porn.
Friend: Fuck you.

by Gammy bear July 18, 2021