Just x bro

The common advice formula given to incels to get a gf. Assumes that their inceldom is due to one thing that can be easily fixed rather than several things that are unchangeable.

Incel: I'm ugly as fuck and can't get laid.

Gigachad: Just x bro.
Just take a shower bro.
Just be confident bro.
Just hold frame bro.
Just go to the gym bro.
Just focus on yourself bro.
Just tell her you like her, bro, it worked for me. I'm only 6'5".

by its0verbuddyboyo April 13, 2023

Beans bro beans

A way to insult your friends by making fun of what they stand for, when that exact thing comes up while you both are there.

Sid: *supports ronaldo*
*a CR7 TV ad comes up*
Mackenzie: Hahaha beans bro beans 🫘

by kjalleph August 13, 2023

Cool story, bro

A slightly more "polite" way of saying "I wasn't listening" and/or "I don't care"

Person 1: "bro, you should've seen all the bitches that were hanging off me last night"

Person 2: "cool story, bro"

by TrueHylian July 14, 2021

you Vax, bro?

A quick and easy way to determine if someone you know, probably a male, has been vaccinated for COVID, or any other disease for which there's a vaccine.

Me: That Delta variant is spreading quick. You vax, bro?

Bro: Yes, science rocks!

by 1KulGy July 27, 2021

Your mom bro

You: man I wish I have a mom
Your friend: at least I have a mom
You: *pun*

Your died… rip your mom bro

by Smortdude6578 June 9, 2021

bros before flops

same thing as bros before hoes, just this time it's about computers and not hoes

Damn, she wanted to give me a 2080ti if I went home with her, but then I realised I had a meeting with my homie tonight.

bros before flops

by howdy1! January 19, 2022

bro ho skank

Bro ho skanks are the ones that got away.

Guy 1: Man she was such a bro ho skank last night, giving Jeremy a blumpkin

by :);(;):(:):)):): November 25, 2022