Someone ,usually a man, who regularly has unprotected anal sex with a female goat of advanced age where he finishes inside the goats anus but continues thrusting until it begins frothing out at which point he proceeds in eating the semen/turd custard that forms.

The other day I stumbled upon that New York goat-cheeser on the wife's side of the family churning butter in the barn.

New York goat-cheeser by Senior_juanjuan March 20, 2025

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Omnipotent the goat

Literally says it omni IS the goat

"you're literally omnipotent the goat"
wait really???!! why thank you, that's such a high compliment.

Omnipotent the goat by slxxs March 26, 2025

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Black Hole Goat

A game in which a person (the black hole) has to clench their asshole in order to prevent the person who has penatrated them from pulling out

"Yo bro me and Dezmond are gonna play black hole goat tonight, wanna place bets"

Black Hole Goat by Therollingrapeshitter February 26, 2026

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My beautiful goat

A person who is not only the Greatest Of All Time (GOAT) in their field, but also radiates beauty, elegance, and a presence that goes beyond fame. “My Beautiful GOAT” is a personal title — a mix of admiration, love, and respect. It’s used when someone isn’t just great… they’re unforgettable.

She’s not just a star in the ring — she’s my beautiful GOAT. There’s only one like her.

My beautiful goat by JustAshyKid August 2, 2025

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