April

April is a cow

“Moooo it’s April”

by Bigcockmonkey December 8, 2021

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Freaky April

On this day I get to make out with you for however long I want, as long as you consent (CONSENT MATTERS!)

Yo, it’s April
You mean it’s freaky April?
Huh?
Mmmmmmmwahmswh

by Dat flian April 7, 2025

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April 9 - National Dirty Texting and Nudes day

APRIL 9 is National Dirty Texting and Nudes day!

Text that somebody special everything you wish you could do to them and show them what they’re missing out on!!

New chat - Hey! Today is April 9 - National dirty texting and nudes day! I want to fuck you!…here’s what you’re missing out on

New snap

Received chat - I would love that…come over!!

by fuckdonkeysass April 9, 2024

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A peculiar occurrence where schoolgirls born in the early 21st century, who still wear school uniform on Tuesday April 2nd 2024 (the last Tuesday, April 2nd to coincide with the fasting month of Ramadan so far), will be unable to witness the next Tuesday, April 2nd to coincide with Ramadan until April 2nd, 2120 — which is beyond their maximum lifespans. This phenomenon highlights the absurdity of time and generational experiences, emphasizing the fleeting nature of significant moments in life and the irony of missed opportunities.

I can't believe it's already 2024! The Tuesday, April 2nd phenomenon means those schoolgirls in their uniforms won't see another Ramadan on Tuesday, April 2nd until 2120—talk about missing out on a rare moment!

by Emotional Cruiser October 25, 2025

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April 1st

The day any girl should ask out their crush, you can just say "april fools" after all.

Sara: Chad I like you
Chad: Ok
Sara: April Fools! It's April 1st!

by ZlatBurger April 1, 2023

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26th April

It's okay, people tend to sleep on legends. It's fucking exhausting, but nothing new. Just keep this legendaric behaviour and energy going!!!!
Sarcastically ending stupid people is okay too, however unfortunately, not everyone's got a sense of humour.

Her birthdays on 26th April

It's 26th April today!

by Souvenir May 9, 2020

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