Is your grandmother Japanese?

Complete disbelief at your lack of situational awareness.

"Oh my God, do you know where you are? Use the handrail on the escalator. Is your grandmother Japanese?"

by JormanThoad December 1, 2020

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paint your wood

When you ask to paint someone's wood, you are asking to get in a sexual situation with them and cumming all over them. Another way to use it is to ask to get your wood painted, asking to get into a sexual situation and getting cummed on. You also use it by saying that someone's wood got painted.

Example 1-
Guy: to guy or girl: Can I paint your wood?

Example 2-
Guy or girl to guy: Will you paint my wood? OR Can you get my wood painted?

Example 3-
Person to other person: Did you hear that Bob painted Jordan's wood?

by SWAGSEX December 26, 2014

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hasten your pace

to effectively increase one's speed in order not to remain stagnant or in fact go back in time.

hasten your pace and have a froff!!

why are you so unhasty?
your pace hastening skills are dismal
if you don't hasten your pace immidately you will get a kick in the teeth
you pace is so unhastened that a sloth would overtake you

by Mac-ingston October 12, 2010

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skate on your aunt

Skate on your AUnt.

A threat or warning that you’re asking for trouble.

“You better watch it buddy or I’m gonna skate on your aunt.”

“If he pushes again me I’m gonna skate on his aunt.”

by theprophets January 1, 2023

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Show your work

Something math teachers ask you to do when they have nothing better to do and want to fill up their lesson with busy work in case the principal walks in.

"Don't forget to show your work."

"Why, though? The problem is 1+1..."

"Always show your work, no matter how useless it is, children. It will secure you a slot at your dream college."

by Moon Worshiper August 29, 2022

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