Aging Dude Bro

The typical popped collar, puka shell necklace wearing, iroc driving, bleach tipped hair rulers of the jockocracy that was high school in the late 90s/ early 2000s. They thought Enema of the State was the best album ever and Paris Hilton was hot. Now have giant beards, wear skinny jeans, sell insurance and long for the days when they were cool enough to dump pigs blood on Carrie at the prom.

31 year old woman “Do you still think Chris Evans is hot?”

32 year old woman “Yeah, but he’s kinda an Aging Dude Bro.”

by ElegantlyWasted February 21, 2019

Bro Code #88

Bro Code #88 states that a bro who informs another bro of a wife/gf boob job. That bro must also show a before and after pic of said job

My bro never held up to said bro code #88.

by Mr.Wendigo June 6, 2018

bro ho skank

Bro ho skanks are the ones that got away.

Guy 1: Man she was such a bro ho skank last night, giving Jeremy a blumpkin

by :);(;):(:):)):): November 25, 2022

bros before flops

same thing as bros before hoes, just this time it's about computers and not hoes

Damn, she wanted to give me a 2080ti if I went home with her, but then I realised I had a meeting with my homie tonight.

bros before flops

by howdy1! January 19, 2022

u mad bro?

You use the sentence when someone is mad

what? u mad bro? answer me now, cunt.

by Levi Wood January 27, 2022

Your mom bro

You: man I wish I have a mom
Your friend: at least I have a mom
You: *pun*

Your died… rip your mom bro

by Smortdude6578 June 9, 2021

Just x bro

The common advice formula given to incels to get a gf. Assumes that their inceldom is due to one thing that can be easily fixed rather than several things that are unchangeable.

Incel: I'm ugly as fuck and can't get laid.

Gigachad: Just x bro.
Just take a shower bro.
Just be confident bro.
Just hold frame bro.
Just go to the gym bro.
Just focus on yourself bro.
Just tell her you like her, bro, it worked for me. I'm only 6'5".

by its0verbuddyboyo April 13, 2023